His bespoke bamboo journieeeee is coming on a treat ma lovlieeeesss
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WHO THE duck IS ASKING TO BUY HIS OLD KETTLE AND TOASTER?!!???!???!!! 
Give. Me. Strength.
Give. Me. Strength.
No one. He just wanted to show he's Saint Mario of toasters and kettles.WHO THE duck IS ASKING TO BUY HIS OLD KETTLE AND TOASTER?!!???!???!!!
Give. Me. Strength.
Can you imagineWHO THE duck IS ASKING TO BUY HIS OLD KETTLE AND TOASTER?!!???!???!!!
Give. Me. Strength.
toast with an undertone of Fabulosa ma lovelies?
Why no use the tapas, joos and criss montrosity??
He's definitely got a spending problem.
Once he gets delivery of his other stuff, let's see his what his next spending buzz will be
Once he gets delivery of his other stuff, let's see his what his next spending buzz will be
My exact thoughts
anybody could rock up to Argos and pick up one of of those, but of course, second hand toast crumbs is just whit the neighbours wanted ma lovelie. They actually came down to tell him how they had never tasted toast as good as what his old toaster has just produced. A kind of... bespoke taste if you like. Second hand toaster crumbs just the highlight of the meal. So aye, thatโs what Iโve heard. Back inty my aine lane now. Spine bright 
Here we go, lads.... Marlon buying more tit he doesnae need, give me strength!
I love a good try
, and I'm chantin' him awn fae getting a bamboo one in the colour wood, hawnest tae gawd!
*Bangs head against wall*
Marlon buying more tit he doesnae need, give me strength! I love a good try
, and I'm chantin' him awn fae getting a bamboo one in the colour wood, hawnest tae gawd! *Bangs head against wall*
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Cat tit bits too, maybe a bit of cat pee.Can you imagine
None of it goes together. He's going to have to go on a new falbon jurneh.Here we go, lads....
I love a good try
*Bangs head against wall*
wee splatters ae Stovie joooooosCat tit bits too, maybe a bit of cat pee.
I bet no one has asked for his old toaster and kettle. Why would they ? X
Gave your neighbours your old kettle and toaster. Did ye? Aye?
You'd have to be pretty damn sure your neighbours were hard up to want such basic second hand electricals. And if they were that hard up, Melvin could pretty much kit them out with all sorts from the sheer amount of excess everything he has. And I don't believe he talks to his neighbours, except in the case of rats in the attic style emergencies.
So, another story for the "things that didnae happen" file then.
You'd have to be pretty damn sure your neighbours were hard up to want such basic second hand electricals. And if they were that hard up, Melvin could pretty much kit them out with all sorts from the sheer amount of excess everything he has. And I don't believe he talks to his neighbours, except in the case of rats in the attic style emergencies.
So, another story for the "things that didnae happen" file then.
Thought he had IBS
He has bought Swan TCS canisters, so he is replacing the ones he was gifted by Herberts cottage (Hinches friend) ooo wonder what โHinchyโ will think about that! (Nothing as she cares not a jot about him )
In what parallel universe would you chap your neighbours door and ask if they want your old kettle and toaster? More shite comes out his mouth than his arse!
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i just thought the same the other morning, how is posting your bed after you've made it in the morning instagram content? dear christ, log off maria. you moron.Hi page has become so boring, the bedroom is like a carboot sale, I had a looked through his old videos and they are the best! he gave us all a good bit of entertainment back then! now all the fecker does is moan and want everyone to feel sorry for him, we are all in this and some people losing loved ones.
All Marion is worried about is his non essential trips to B&M to buy more shite to show on the gram.
back in my ain lain noo going to make a wee hot chocolate at my station
also, i have a niece and nephew aged 9 & 11 and they are more intelligent and emotionally intelligent than this dingbat. derek is certainly very easily pleased. dingbat by association, i'm afraid.
pmsl!! lets face it I dont think wee Derek is the sharpest tool in the box, but probably a much nicer person than that bloody twit
Our Marion makes all the decisions in that tat flat! I mean the xmas eve boxes for them both ends me, this is 2 grown men
Donโt forget their matching believe bells
Oh well, Mario. Maybe Derek will have a little play with the the plumber while Meirdre is at work ...
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