No, you don't. Lying is very wrong Mario, insincerity is wrong, stealing this crap I love you line from Hinch and ss is wrong. Also, duck off.
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Why does he add ‘s’ to washing. He’s hanging the washings up, he’s doing the washings?? What is this weird Marion talk?? 
That bugs me too, he’s a very strange little man isnt he?Why does he add ‘s’ to washing. He’s hanging the washings up, he’s doing the washings?? What is this weird Marion talk??
I bet he also says the tescosThat bugs me too, he’s a very strange little man isnt he?
And AsdasI bet he also says the tescos
While we are mentioning things that bother us about dear old maid Marion. Mine is currently why he won't put the clothes horse behind the couch, surely it would benefit more from any breeze coming in the window than stuck up against a wall?
Why does he have a dyson hair drier when his hair looks like a used brillo pad???
Ma lovely! There is nae room behind the sofa. That is where all evidence of Derek living there is kept. Back in your aine laineee now ma lovely. Nae debates
Excuse you ma lovely, my 6 year old Brillo pad actually has more bristles than he has on his big baldy napper. Double dose of karmar on your arse
I know someone else mentioned this but his permanently kinked salmon rug under the velvet monstrosity coffee table. Absolutely fills me with rage! Straighten it out Mario ya wee goblin!!
The house is so cluttered - moved the phone slowly around his home thinking it looks amazing but it’s just cluttered - every bit of it is cluttered with cheap tat
I couldnt relax in ma hoosecoat and wanket on an evening if my hobbit hole looked like that, makes me itch.
Aaaargh if its that warm put that soddin Christmas blanket away!I know someone else mentioned this but his permanently kinked salmon rug under the velvet monstrosity coffee table. Absolutely fills me with rage! Straighten it out Mario ya wee goblin!!
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Watched The Minimalists second documentary on Netflix yesterday, well worth a watch and a load of content that Mario could really benefit from . Basically stop trying to fill your emotions by buying crap to impress people.
*Could probably post this on most threads on here!
*Could probably post this on most threads on here!
It has long been established that it's a beach towel and not a rug underneath the tap-ass and joooos table. Take heart from knowing that wee bunkle got on Melv's nerves too and he can't do anything about it.I know someone else mentioned this but his permanently kinked salmon rug under the velvet monstrosity coffee table. Absolutely fills me with rage! Straighten it out Mario ya wee goblin!!
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There's a new rug journey coming soon, so in the meantime, you know the drill...........................................back in yer ain lane hen
On the subject of things that bug though, why on earth would he let the damp clothing on his dryer be touching the wallpaper in his living room? It'll cause it to bubble surely?
I know it'll be coming off when the wood panelling gets started, but why wreck it in the meantime when he won't know yet when the joiner can come?
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Forgive me mah lovelie! I missed oor Mario's table and rug jurneh so am well an truly getting back in my aine lane and let there be karmer on my arse! Spine bright mwah mwahIt has long been established that it's a beach towel and not a rug underneath the tap-ass and joooos table. Take heart from knowing that wee bunkle got on Melv's nerves too and he can't do anything about it.
There's a new rug journey coming soon, so in the meantime, you know the drill...........................................back in yer ain lane hen
On the subject of things that bug though, why on earth would he let the damp clothing on his dryer be touching the wallpaper in his living room? It'll cause it to bubble surely?
I know it'll be coming off when the wood panelling gets started, but why wreck it in the meantime when he won't know yet when the joiner can come?
Omg am dead at that
the wee scrote is infuriating me lately but I can’t stop watching the car crash parody account that is our Maroooooon!
Am I going daft but does that daftie use a filter on his teeth??
My lovelies I feel I need to tell you all but I have decided I am working with the company " John Lewis" and ordered myself a cordless shark. I have done hours of research and picked the model suitable for my flairs. I think this will be an exciting journey for me and I am looking forward to taking youse all with me. I have an log store so my delivery can be left if I am not in and I will not need to make the journey to the deposit to collect my parcel. Ahhhhh smell that wealth. Spine bright my lovelies. Mwah
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