Rayns “wee baw” has sat here since at least new year, proves he never vacuums under there. #bawwatch Also that Rayn doesn’t play with it either, what happened to the laser/ chase thing he bought for her, seen once then never again 
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SCARVES!!!!!!Rayns “wee baw” has sat here since at least new year, proves he never vacuums under there. #bawwatch Also that Rayn doesn’t play with it either, what happened to the laser/ chase thing he bought for her, seen once then never again
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Is it a handheld to hoover up the piss and poo, then youse on your falboned worktops ma lovelie?
I'm patiently waiting for him to move the pile of hoarded tit in between the wall and the wardrobe, and find it's all gone mouldy.Rayns “wee baw” has sat here since at least new year, proves he never vacuums under there. #bawwatch Also that Rayn doesn’t play with it either, what happened to the laser/ chase thing he bought for her, seen once then never again
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Oh god! Don’t say that! He’ll then take us on a bleeping Emphysema jurnehhhIs it a handheld to hoover up the piss and poo, then youse on your falboned worktops ma lovelie?
I'm patiently waiting for him to move the pile of hoarded tit in between the wall and the wardrobe, and find it's all gone mouldy.
obviously it’ll be the cooncils fault and not his own
#bawwatch has feckin made my MondayRayns “wee baw” has sat here since at least new year, proves he never vacuums under there. #bawwatch Also that Rayn doesn’t play with it either, what happened to the laser/ chase thing he bought for her, seen once then never again
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Whilst we’re discussing wee things that annoy us...
The candle that sits at the CORNER of the tapass, joos & criss table!!!! A candle on a table like that should be a centrepiece, if you already have a centrepiece you don’t need to cram another one into a corner.
Also! I! Really! Canny! Be! Dealing! With! An! Exclamation! Mark! After! Every! Word!
it rips ma fuckin knittin! Anyways, back inty my aine lane wae a wee fabulousa & ava may martini in the taste chemical poisoning and scent electrified Tom Ford. In the words of Mr Mario Bond, I like it sph20nge’d not minkey’d
The candle that sits at the CORNER of the tapass, joos & criss table!!!! A candle on a table like that should be a centrepiece, if you already have a centrepiece you don’t need to cram another one into a corner.
Also! I! Really! Canny! Be! Dealing! With! An! Exclamation! Mark! After! Every! Word!
it rips ma fuckin knittin! Anyways, back inty my aine lane wae a wee fabulousa & ava may martini in the taste chemical poisoning and scent electrified Tom Ford. In the words of Mr Mario Bond, I like it sph20nge’d not minkey’d
He used to have the wardrobes on the other side, when he moved them there was black mould in the corner, so it's obvious he shouldn't have stuff stacked against the wall with no air circulating.Oh god! Don’t say that! He’ll then take us on a bleeping Emphysema jurnehhh
No my lovely it is the other kind. But it does easily switch to a hand held hoover which I will be youseing to hoover behind my toilet and my bathroom. I will of course tip the contents onto my induction hob for you all to see once a week and give it a "deep" clean at the same timeIs it a handheld to hoover up the piss and poo, then youse on your falboned worktops ma lovelie?
I'm patiently waiting for him to move the pile of hoarded tit in between the wall and the wardrobe, and find it's all gone mouldy.
That was me ma lovely a few pages back....he’s clearly trolling us with that kinkI know someone else mentioned this but his permanently kinked salmon rug under the velvet monstrosity coffee table. Absolutely fills me with rage! Straighten it out Mario ya wee goblin!!
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Omg everytime I see Del Boys hair I can’t help think Marion is an evil little witch who fucked it up on purpose because:
A) his jealous he has a full head of hair.
B) In his deluded brain he thinks it will put other men off flirting with Dezza.
A) his jealous he has a full head of hair.
B) In his deluded brain he thinks it will put other men off flirting with Dezza.
Omg the candleWhilst we’re discussing wee things that annoy us...
The candle that sits at the CORNER of the tapass, joos & criss table!!!! A candle on a table like that should be a centrepiece, if you already have a centrepiece you don’t need to cram another one into a corner.
Also! I! Really! Canny! Be! Dealing! With! An! Exclamation! Mark! After! Every! Word!
it rips ma fuckin knittin! Anyways, back inty my aine lane wae a wee fabulousa & ava may martini in the taste chemical poisoning and scent electrified Tom Ford. In the words of Mr Mario Bond, I like it sph20nge’d not minkey’d
How did I miss that? Now come oon ma lovelie! Mario has his own bespoke style and he makes his aine rules! Just like his toaster and kettle that adorn the middle of his kitchen worktop like pieces of art! Karma on yer arse for calling it tae question!
Induction hob... in the colour black and the scent wealth ma lovelie.
Every night I come into tattle to catch up (helps me relax) and every single night that this thread has been open, I have genuinely laughed at the thread title. I always hear it my head being said by the Géordie bloke that used to narrate Big Brother - please don't ask me why!
But yeah, thanks for the laughs ma lovelies during this difficult time mwah mwah mwah xx
But yeah, thanks for the laughs ma lovelies during this difficult time mwah mwah mwah xx
So he done the best he could do with Derek’s hair, but somehow manages to cut his own hair the past so many years by himself?!
He totally fucked Derek’s hair intentionally for...
a) content for insta
b) reading comments here saying that he is punching above his weight, so got jealous
c) no getting a ride on Valentines day after making high tea
d) all of the above
...to be fair high tea is nothing special for delboy, he probably has high tea every night -
a wee joint followed by a big mac meal. Am I right delboy? Puff puff
He totally fucked Derek’s hair intentionally for...
a) content for insta
b) reading comments here saying that he is punching above his weight, so got jealous
c) no getting a ride on Valentines day after making high tea
d) all of the above
...to be fair high tea is nothing special for delboy, he probably has high tea every night -
a wee joint followed by a big mac meal. Am I right delboy? Puff puff
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Well ma lovelie, that’s me telt, nipping back inty ma aine lane noo and will sit doon & get some class when I’m at itOmg the candle
you’re right ma lovelie. He is so bespoke who am I tae question him! Wit was a thinking Was just coming to comment the same, he’s such a fool
For once I’m agreeing with Marion 
what has come over me??
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I saw that on MissGreedys stories too. I wonder where it originated from?For once I’m agreeing with Marion
ah so it’s him doing his usual, copying someone else? It all Makes sense now. What was I thinking?? Of course Marion wouldn’t give a tit about something like that but as long as it makes him look good.
Seriously?! More cushion covers? Who needs that many cushion covers?
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