Cleaning with Mario #31 Paisley penthouse with Ring bell, Rayn trapped in plush hell

[Poptart]

Dereks hair omg Well played Mario, well played. Almost ALMOST as bad as yours Looks like one of those rats oot the loft has escaped and is sitting on his head.

 

[NOID-phal]

Poor Derek, I'd be screaming at Mario, all his avamay shite would be chucked oot the window.

 

[mrsbucket]

Awe Marion has attempted a wee bespoke fade on Deek and aye fae one am living for it ma lovelies!

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

No words. Poor Derek that is so, so awful

 

[NOID-phal]

No words. Poor Derek that is so, so awful

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His face says it all. duck off Mario you wanker. We should start a guess the date Mario gets dumped poll.

 

[Rubyronron]

Wow I am absolutely blown away. All these years I’ve wondered how do I clean the kitchen sink. I’m so glad Marion decided to youse his platform to show me how and what to youse to clean it. Sink looked streaky af still to me too. I don’t know how he can stand all the clutter either. Drying racks, basins so much shite and clutter everywhere.

You would pick the dead onion out of the plug hole too, not just wait for it to be dissolved by all those chemicals

 

[shady_essex34]

No words. Poor Derek that is so, so awful

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That is the face of “I bleeping hate you, but I don’t know how to get rid of you now”

 

[Noseyrosie62]

Can I just say I bought this body wash (not because of Hinch btw) and it is probably the most reeking disgusting body wash i’ve ever smelt. It honestly smells like old barbie dolls and cheap poundshop perfume - RANK!

Someone who has extra x 10 most sensitive skin in the world, he puts a load of cheap shut on his skin

he forgets his own lies

also has anyone notice he has started doing the thumb thing like hinch

he is the least authentic person I’ve come across.

he just copies everyone

 

[Lucyjane1]

What was the point in doing all that cleaning , wiping and shine to then wash a few mugs and put all that shite on top....??

 

[other things online]

I like dereks jumper though...

 

[Booboo76]

He’s such a fool, why’s he moaning he’s bored he doesn’t do anything out of lockdown anyway, apart from go to that cafe with the grotty looking food

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

Can I just say I bought this body wash (not because of Hinch btw) and it is probably the most reeking disgusting body wash i’ve ever smelt. It honestly smells like old barbie dolls and cheap poundshop perfume - RANK!

That is soooo Mario an old barbie doll once you've cut all her hair off and given her a makeover and sprayed with cheap impulse

His face says it all. duck off Mario you wanker. We should start a guess the date Mario gets dumped poll.

That is the face of “I bleeping hate you, but I don’t know how to get rid of you now”

It's a new dawn of day for wee Derek lovelies. Do we know how long they've been together? Maybe Derek has started an illicit affair with one of his work friends. Bet they're gonna have to stifle a few laughs when they see that haircut too

 

[twilightgarden]

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I thought the guy on the right was Mr Hinch at first glance

That is soooo Mario an old barbie doll once you've cut all her hair off and given her a makeover and cheap perfume








It's a new dawn of day for wee Derek lovelies. Do we know how long they've been together? Maybe Derek has started an illicit affair with one of his work friends. Bet they're gonna have to stifle a few laughs when they see that haircut too

I hope Derek is on a dating app or texting his new beau in that photo! #FreeDerek

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

And yet oor Marions boujee bespoke hair has never changed since initial lockdown last March.............so who's been doing his???

 

[shady_essex34]

And yet oor Marions boujee bespoke hair has never changed since initial lockdown last March.............so who's been doing his???

He does his own ma lovely. Practice makes ok

Edit to add picture reference

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

I thought the guy on the right was Mr Hinch at first glance

Haha maybe they role play, bet Melv got the hair mask and Dyson hairdryer for his alter ego's blonde weave.

 

[Bigbird2]

I nominate you for a thread title, Cleaning With Mario - He’s a lying Baldy Bastard (I know we can’t have swear words in titles though )

Def nomination me too. Not heard anyone called a lying baldy bastard for years

 

[Poptart]

Haha maybe they role play, bet Melv got the hair mask and Dyson hairdryer for his alter ego's blonde weave.

Dead

 

[SuzyE]

Just me on the red milk here then... back in my ain lane I go!

No, I'm in your lane as well