Cleaning with Mario #30 A tat cave in Paisley born & raised in ma hoosecoat I spend ma day

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DollyTheLamb

DollyTheLamb

no flouncing said:
Just dropping by with some love for ya all....
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Wit the actual duck are those books? Those two dum fucks can hardly string a sentence together never mind read.
Probably stolen library books with some bespoke tat paper afa EBay wrapped roon them😂
Anyway back in ma ain Laine wae ma popcorn chicken legs ma lublies mwah mwah
 
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Johnnoijones

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no flouncing said:
Just dropping by with some love for ya all....
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He really is a narcacist c#"n# isn't he.

DollyTheLamb said:
Wit the actual duck are those books? Those two dum fucks can hardly string a sentence together never mind read.
Probably stolen library books with some bespoke tat paper afa EBay wrapped roon them😂
Anyway back in ma ain Laine wae ma popcorn chicken legs ma lublies mwah mwah
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They are just covered cereal boxes my love. Mwah
 
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twilightgarden

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menopausalmargrit said:
I know he’s thick but surely even he knows that eating shite like that is causing his sore stomachs? I feel like I need a shite just looking at it!

I had to go and look at the menu to see what he actually had - it’s popcorn chicken & chips with peri peri salt. But of course that wouldn’t be boujee and bespoke enough for oor Marion!
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I think you’ll find it’s pop pop chicken ma lovelie. His arse will be pop popping all night after that 🤮

I feel sorry for that chippy as he’s a bad advert for them. I remember someone on here saying it’s actually nice.

Edit to say I’m in hysterics at the Ring doorbell! Like everyone has said, he needs to buzz someone in through the main door before they even reach his mirrahd monstrosity flat so what’s the point?! 🤦‍♀️ Absolute walloper
 
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twilightgarden

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Sorry if this has been mentioned ma lovelies, my wee eyes are sleepy but I hope they don’t deceive me. Has Mario actually spelled used properly? 😲

How long will it be before he goes back to youse

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NOID-phal

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BespokeBiatch said:
I see he’s retired the tap-ass table for his criss n joos and is instead using a £10 b&m dinner tray 🤣🙈
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It's like an eight year olds idea of sophistication, rubbish food and a Disney film. Where's the porn drugs and booze. WHERE'S DEREK MARIO YOU MONSTER 👾
 
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Badaboom

Badaboom

No. No she doesn’t.
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Let me guess, are 99% of the questions ”why?” 🤔
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I can’t wait for him to revel his new bespoke living room.
You just know he is going to drag this strangler fingers over his new bespoke and one of kind wardrobes while panting and so forth every 2 minutes.
 
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