Aye but he has a theme going, what with the bathroom cabinet in the living room and the salmon pink bath mat under the table!
Cleaning with Mario #30 A tat cave in Paisley born & raised in ma hoosecoat I spend ma day
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Oor Marion, shittin all day every day
Fuckin hell...my IBS would be thru the flair boards and down the street after that and I don't even have IBS
I know he’s thick but surely even he knows that eating shite like that is causing his sore stomachs? I feel like I need a shite just looking at it!
I had to go and look at the menu to see what he actually had - it’s popcorn chicken & chips with peri peri salt. But of course that wouldn’t be boujee and bespoke enough for oor Marion!
Ah a beautiful new thread, and Mazda is celebrating with the most shocking looking food I’ve ever seen. Surly they serve better in prison?
Anyways why does he have a ring door bell? Does he think his “fans” will come stalking?
Anyways I’m getting back in ma laine.
I shall celebrate this bespoke new thread with some ritz crackers and tiny pickled onions, some criss and in a glitter wine glass, I’ll have some irn bru
A full blown spread.
While I spray some flash bathroom spray.
Cheers ma lovelies!
Anyways why does he have a ring door bell? Does he think his “fans” will come stalking?
Anyways I’m getting back in ma laine.
I shall celebrate this bespoke new thread with some ritz crackers and tiny pickled onions, some criss and in a glitter wine glass, I’ll have some irn bru
A full blown spread.
While I spray some flash bathroom spray.
Cheers ma lovelies!
Is he entitled to food banks?
His diet is terrible! I have a relatively balanced diet and I definitely indulge a bit too much but he makes me feel like I’m extra healthy! He will probably end up with gallstones. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him with an actual vegetable on his plate that isn’t a fried tattie.
There's 2 pickled onions on top of the chips ma lovelie so take a seat and get some class
The grid post is something else...me me me yet again......he’s a fukin walloper 
Cue him posting ramorra that he didnae sleep, has a fair thirst oan him, has a heidache and/or IBS through the roof. That much salt and tit food does that to a person. Got ma bespoke bingo card at the ready ma lovely
I would rather eat dog
The pop corn chicken was probs purchased from Iceland and sold to Marion at double the price. That’s our Marion all over the twitty legged fool
He will be up at 5am cleaning the place from tap ta bottom while watching the ring bell to see if anyone is at his door
They used to go to the bingo together, really.
He NEEDS security to protect Paisley Palace you bastards.
Why does it look like a big babies head 
am I the only one seeing this ?
am I the only one seeing this ?
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He is such an insufferable bleep.
“Even tho I have a platform of my own lol” - Shakespeare, 1584
Yes he does! It's is also available in a waxmelt. In this thread we all stay in our ain lane so keep that in mind. You will get korma on your ass if you stray out if it
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