It's his one brain cell firing up.
That bleeping hoosecoat, want to burn it.
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That bleeping hoosecoat, want to burn it.
Can I just say you bespoke lot really do keep me laughing through the tit times 
The first thing I do on waking is check this thread now 
We really do need a list of marioanisms though! Those last dots provided valuable fodder
The first thing I do on waking is check this thread now We really do need a list of marioanisms though! Those last dots provided valuable fodder Beggy's like that when she's lying, she can't look at the camera and stops talking intermittently to think of what to say nextI’m trying to power through his stories and losing the will to live.
Hes doing a lot of scratching in his hoosecoatTouching his neck and ear, isn’t that a sign he’s lying? His eyes are all over the shop too
Oh ffs my brain feels like a pinball getting battered aw roads watching that. Still not finished. So Mario can go all night apparantly 
Anyone else pick up he sounds like he’s still thinking about getting another cat???
Oh! His brother always seemed popular at sociable at school. I don’t know why he bangs on about coming out being all strange & new for him and his parents when his brother had been through it before him.
I would love to know the name of the guy was he was feart of
Anyone else pick up he sounds like he’s still thinking about getting another cat??? Oh! His brother always seemed popular at sociable at school. I don’t know why he bangs on about coming out being all strange & new for him and his parents when his brother had been through it before him.
I would love to know the name of the guy was he was feart of
Don’t forget the world only revolves around MarionOh ffs my brain feels like a pinball getting battered aw roads watching that. Still not finished. So Mario can go all night apparantly
Oh! His brother always seemed popular at sociable at school. I don’t know why he bangs on about coming out being all strange & new for him and his parents when his brother had been through it before him.
I would love to know the name of the guy was he was feart of
Don’t forget the world only revolves around Marion
That was hellish! I am sure he only did that to torture us Tattlers!! I skipped over more than I watched.
He’s going but he’s staying right here.
He goes in a tangent instead of off on one.
He loves Insta but he hates it.
The list goes on but i’d have a stroke if I continued!!
Heid’s burstin
wtaf?I’m confused is he saying his followers are not popular because he has accepted them through his page
i have a bleed on my brain trying to make sense of that.hopefully he got a one way ticket to Timbuktu
Wait he has a gay brother ? I thought he only had a sister ?Oh ffs my brain feels like a pinball getting battered aw roads watching that. Still not finished. So Mario can go all night apparantly
Oh! His brother always seemed popular at sociable at school. I don’t know why he bangs on about coming out being all strange & new for him and his parents when his brother had been through it before him.
I would love to know the name of the guy was he was feart of
What happen to his eyebrow lady. He was hyping her up every week then nothing . I guess she stopped giving him freebiesWhat tough times has he had though, nothing. Well bally ripping out his eyebrows every week was traumatic. He's got no bleeping idea how much bad tit a lot of people have been through, he's got Derek and their little flat, he's lucky.
Blood pressure going up.
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He switched to whoever it is he youses now. After saying he could only ever trust bally and she did a great joab. Looked awful, he scrubbed off whatever she put on, big red patches.hopefully he got a one way ticket to Timbuktu
Wait he has a gay brother ? I thought he only had a sister ?
What happen to his eyebrow lady. He was hyping her up every week then nothing . I guess she stopped giving him freebies
And he said she must now he has x zeema as he'd put it on his stories, as youse awl kno.Ahhh yes can’t have a bit of tint. But covering his face in poundshop face paint to because a pumpkin is owwwkay for his bespoke sensitive skinHe switched to whoever it is he youses now. After saying he could only ever trust bally and she did a great joab. Looked awful, he scrubbed off whatever she put on, big red patches.
@Noseyrosie62 - Yes I was at school same time as him. He’s well known in scottish theatre scene. I haven’t seen him since school though and didn’t know he had a wee brother so when I discovered Mario I thought it was him with a new name That’s how alike they are!!!
That’s how alike they are!!! Interesting ! Funny he has never mentioned him ! Do we think Mario is jealous of his big bro ?@Noseyrosie62 - Yes I was at school same time as him. He’s well known in scottish theatre scene. I haven’t seen him since school though and didn’t know he had a wee brother so when I discovered Mario I thought it was him with a new name
I'm fairly new to Mario - I've tried to read all the threads but unfortunately I've strayed oot of my boujee lain to go and slag off leggings. Is this pretty much it?
He used to work in Debenhams but goat made redundant and has a new mystery Joab.
Deek smokes a lot, works in M&S warehouse and seems ok?
His cat hates him
They don't seem to do much socially
Some wax melt based drama?
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your just about up to speed ma lovlieoh and likes to stay in his ain lane!!!
His bro was on river city it was pretty painful to watch him at timesInteresting ! Funny he has never mentioned him ! Do we think Mario is jealous of his big bro ?
Oh really ? Maybe Mario got his acting tips from his bro haha
saying that I just read his brothers accomplishments seems like he is pretty successful. Defo think Mario has the green eyed monster. I mean he mentions his sister a lot and I’ve never once heard him talk about his brother.
Oh my god, he had his ain jurney@Noseyrosie62 - Yes I was at school same time as him. He’s well known in scottish theatre scene. I haven’t seen him since school though and didn’t know he had a wee brother so when I discovered Mario I thought it was him with a new name
He played a gay barman called Juan pablo
Who’s Beggy? Meldrum?Beggy's like that when she's lying, she can't look at the camera and stops talking intermittently to think of what to say next
I got 29 seconds in and as soon as I heard jurn I had to stop it so aye ma luvlees
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