Cleaning with Mario #24 Where is that pavement, where’s his Shark do do do do

[Rocketllama]

I saved his 1459 dots for this morning so I’ve got peace to watch them I’m ready to settle doon wi ma boujee bespoke cup eh tea and prepare to have my mind blown with Marion and his charming words of wisdom

 

[Poptart]

These insta wankers piss me off when they make out they are doing a public service for being on Instagram. If it's that bad/time consuming/not all it's cracked up to be just duck off!!!! No-one gives a tit! Wallopers.
Truth is they love the attention and the freebies. Mario can pretend he doesn't want Hinch level insta fame but he quite clearly does and throws the odd wobbler and goes quiet when he realises he's not getting it.

 

[NOID-phal]

What Mario is too stupid to realise, is that nobody knocked on hinch's door, begging to be her team, they went out looking for management, and kept trying until they got it. She obvs hates her life now, expect its Jamie pushing it as for as long as they can.
Mario would never put a decent amount of effort into anything, he bloody loves his insta account and the heartbreakingly small amount of fame and money he gets from it, and yet he still moans.

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

Mario : 'I don't like drama '.

Also Mario : ' I don't have a team behind me. I don't have people telling me what to do!' *Sly smirk*

 

[Rocketllama]

Mario: not everyone on the internet has the same opinion or will agree on everything

Well melvin I can safely say everyone here agrees on one thing and that is that you son are a prize fud

 

[Noseyrosie62]

He’s the kind of hole you’d stand up to and he’s start crying. None of this I can look after masel bullshit. You could knock him over with a feather. All this I don’t care crap is a front. He’s an insecure idiot who tries to big himself up but fails absolutely miserably
Sorry, it’s too early for marionisims and I still can’t bring masel to watch the dots

Yep you can see he isn’t a nice or genuine person. He is so fake it makes me want to scream. Either the people posting on their stories as fake as he is or just so lonely they are desperate for attention.

I find genuine people don’t seek attention or want it . That’s why most famous people are narcissistic and arrogant

 

[Cagayu]

Saved that gem for later. Thanks Marion

 

[NOID-phal]

Mario : 'I don't like drama '.

Also Mario : ' I don't have a team behind me. I don't have people telling me what to do!' *Sly smirk*

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Lips like Katie Price's fanny.

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

The state and the price of those AvaMay boxes though. Who are they kidding?

 

[Doodlebug71]

Forgive me tattlers for I have sinned ...been to my local shopping centre with arrows separating the flow of people, someone tried to cross into ma lane to look in a shop windae, I said 'stay in yer ain lane'(I'm from glasgow by the way )
I have the fear that I have been overdosed on Mildred since last night...so aye nae debates

 

[SharksSharksSharks]

I'm fairly new to Mario - I've tried to read all the threads but unfortunately I've strayed oot of my boujee lain to go and slag off leggings. Is this pretty much it?
He used to work in Debenhams but goat made redundant and has a new mystery Joab.
Deek smokes a lot, works in M&S warehouse and seems ok?
His cat hates him
They don't seem to do much socially
Some wax melt based drama?

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

U wot m8?

 

[twilightgarden]

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U wot m8?

Just read that and thought exactly the same! Wtf?!

 

[Poptart]

I cannot make out the latest whaffel. But appreciate he has given us some more pavement porn, so aye!

Early thread suggestion:

Whaffeling with Mario.

 

[Something random]

Just read that and thought exactly the same! Wtf?!

Do you think that pavement is in the background to wind us Tattlers up?

 

[Doodlebug71]

Makes more sense read backwards so aye

 

[NOID-phal]

You're not pawpular
Moanio, you're an illiterate garden gnome.

I'm fairly new to Mario - I've tried to read all the threads but unfortunately I've strayed oot of my boujee lain to go and slag off leggings. Is this pretty much it?
He used to work in Debenhams but goat made redundant and has a new mystery Joab.
Deek smokes a lot, works in M&S warehouse and seems ok?
His cat hates him
They don't seem to do much socially
Some wax melt based drama?

Have a look at his highlights, the good bad and very ugly is all there.

 

[kazizzle]

Do you think that pavement is in the background to wind us Tattlers up?

That was my thought exactly. I'm pretty sure it's the same pavement as last time.

 

[NOID-phal]

What tough times has he had though, nothing. Well bally ripping out his eyebrows every week was traumatic. He's got no bleeping idea how much bad tit a lot of people have been through, he's got Derek and their little flat, he's lucky.
Blood pressure going up.

 

[BoujeeBabe]

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U wot m8?

I don't know what to say except....