Cleaning with Mario aka Masculine MarySo.... I'm bored on da bus and I'm on da bus bored...
'Bitter' sound aboot right, so aye!
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HahaRate gate was one of my faves ever! I wouldnβt even know how to start describing what happened
Rate gate
Pepper gate
Door being kicked in
That's my top 3 melvin memories
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So much joy remembering rat gate. It started with him clutching his hoosecoat and telling us about being freaked out by the weird noises coming from the loft space above them. I'm pretty sure he was the one who said mice, but local tattlers knowing the area said rats. Dezza and some other neighbour went up for a look and couldn't see anything, so a man from the cooncil was sent for. After he gave Melvins hair a wee shampoo and set, he went up the loft and "pit stuff doon". Then Melvin never mentioned it again for a while but we all had our fun with that too. Eventually he gave us a "hunners of you were asking" story and all of a sudden it was squirrels - which are just boujee rats when you think about it. So on brand for oor Melv. Pure gold ma lovelies.
I teach 5 year olds and I had to have a chat with one about sharing, and I found myself telling him to stay in his lane, and he need to be on the right path. Then another child did a drawing and I knew I need to stop watching Mario when I said it was a bespoke picture and so forth!
Not long til half term
Not long til half term
The boss and I had to physically be at our office premises together for the first time since March. I pass a boujee wee Pendelum type cafΓ© on my route there and offered to pick us both up a breakfast roll. She said thanks and she'd square up with me when I got to the office and before my brain caught up with my mouth, I said "No no, my treat, nae debates".
My only issue with that is that there is no way for her to understand why I started giggling like I was unhinged.....................................
My only issue with that is that there is no way for her to understand why I started giggling like I was unhinged.....................................
I was the same, I laughed for about 10 minutes and my TA thought Iβd finally lost it!!
Little does she know
OK so now this ratgate has been brought back up how the feck did they even get up there? Like isn't he in the top tier of his bespoke cooonsil hoose that he built from the grooon up? How on earth did rats get in the attic. I can't stop thinking about this situation now 
Maybe Rayn captured them hiding amongst the tat in the kitchen and dragged them into the loft to freak out oor Marion?OK so now this ratgate has been brought back up how the feck did they even get up there? Like isn't he in the top tier of his bespoke cooonsil hoose that he built from the grooon up? How on earth did rats get in the attic. I can't stop thinking about this situation now
KARMAR ON HIS ASS
Every time Melvin blasts "Higher Love" the rat population of Paisley toon centre boogie on over to his place, shimmy up the drainpipes and have a wee rat rave, sweating their little furry asses off in your pj's.OK so now this ratgate has been brought back up how the feck did they even get up there? Like isn't he in the top tier of his bespoke cooonsil hoose that he built from the grooon up? How on earth did rats get in the attic. I can't stop thinking about this situation now
Just a theory, mind.
The little fuckers can literally get anywhere no matter how high.OK so now this ratgate has been brought back up how the feck did they even get up there? Like isn't he in the top tier of his bespoke cooonsil hoose that he built from the grooon up? How on earth did rats get in the attic. I can't stop thinking about this situation now
Bring me a higher love *Shakes nae snake hips*
Rats are pretty amazing little fuckers and can climb. The saying like a rat up a drainpipe is very true. Since lockdown the pricks have been leaving the towns and cities and heading off to the 'burbs, because the restaurants closed down leaving them without a large food source. I kinda like them, especially since the thought of them made Melvin tit his bespoke pantsOK so now this ratgate has been brought back up how the feck did they even get up there? Like isn't he in the top tier of his bespoke cooonsil hoose that he built from the grooon up? How on earth did rats get in the attic. I can't stop thinking about this situation now
The problem with a block of flats, is if one of you has cockroaches, everyone gets them. Mice can get in tiny gaps, and squirrels are tenacious little bastards, get in any little gap in the roof. However, is his block a stand alone, not touching trees? I'm not 
it was squirrels, think Mario didn't like to admit he had rats. 
We had an enormous wasp nest in the loft, not nice, the stingy bastards.
And last night, just about to fall asleep, SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER and that pic of Mario and Rayn
Started laughing, got told off.
it was squirrels, think Mario didn't like to admit he had rats. We had an enormous wasp nest in the loft, not nice, the stingy bastards.
And last night, just about to fall asleep, SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER and that pic of Mario and Rayn
Cut my post off!The problem with a block of flats, is if one of you has cockroaches, everyone gets them. Mice can get in tiny gaps, and squirrels are tenacious little bastards, get in any little gap in the roof. However, is his block a stand alone, not touching trees? I'm not
We had an enormous wasp nest in the loft, not nice, the stingy bastards.
And last night, just about to fall asleep, SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER and that pic of Mario and Rayn
Started laughing, got told off.
Didnβt do my bedtime reading last night of our Mazda , am only working til dinner time as itβs very quiet hence why am sat oan ma phone Giggling away to masel. But once av finished am off to have a read of thread 3 & 4, this thread is the funniest on tattle, a love it ma lovelies, so a dae
Whatβs with the radio silence? Do you think itβs so his mafia are giving him the attention he so desperately wants?
. But once av finished am off to have a read of thread 3 & 4, this thread is the funniest on tattle, a love it ma lovelies, so a daeWhatβs with the radio silence? Do you think itβs so his mafia are giving him the attention he so desperately wants?
Heβs been rapidly gaining followers since the release of Hinches book. Yet every time his profile gains a bit of attention he goes quiet. I think he knows he has duck all to offer content wise and has run out of ideas so panic sets in when the numbers go up.
He's busy with his new job ma lovelie.Didnβt do my bedtime reading last night of our Mazda , am only working til dinner time as itβs very quiet hence why am sat oan ma phone Giggling away to masel
Whatβs with the radio silence? Do you think itβs so his mafia are giving him the attention he so desperately wants?
I think reface has been a bit kind to him on this gif.
Right, what's happening with Moira? He's STILL NOT AWN HIS STORIES! 
He's STILL NOT AWN HIS STORIES! 
Iβm guessing weβre on another NO AREAS OF MY LIFE NOW 
journey 
Karmar on our collective asses.
journey Karmar on our collective asses.
I wonder if old "allegedly" sticky fingers Melvin is already on a disciplinary in his new joab?
Heβs finnnnne
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