Could be morry bobs! They have been taking on a lot lately..... Although maybe not as I doubt very much they would have head hunted him 
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Sometimes I feel Derek & Mario might be a poor mans version of Jefferee Star and Nate (the now ex boyfriend)
to give some context if you’re not across it. Jeffree is a multimillionaire make- up mogul and Nate was a straight guy who become gay but now is straight again.
Nate happen to be a big pot head when he met Jeffree and Jeffree lured him in with endless weed. He was blinded by the money for a long time and just got comfy in the life. But he finally broke away
not saying Derek is a pot head or even straight and defo not saying Mario is a rich man
but I feel like the foundations of the relationship are very similar. If that makes sense I feel like Mario pounced on Derek in maybe a moment where Derek was vulnerable and now Derek is just too comfy to break free.
If Mario had been headhunted (
nope) that company would have done it for publicity, which makes me think its way more likely a friend of Derek's said did you know they're looking for staff at morrisons/Buckingham Palace, and Mario has put his bespoke spin on it. There are some grim stories about lost jobs, and what people are being offered jobs wise, so if he's got anything, he should just be thankful.
nope) that company would have done it for publicity, which makes me think its way more likely a friend of Derek's said did you know they're looking for staff at morrisons/Buckingham Palace, and Mario has put his bespoke spin on it. There are some grim stories about lost jobs, and what people are being offered jobs wise, so if he's got anything, he should just be thankful.
Don't make me relive the trauma of my poor 83 year old mum falling doon a manhole! The poor fictional woman has only just got over being attacked by a tiger
In other news, with Melvin's whereabouts being triangulated to a park, could he possibly be a rent boy? Can any Paisley lovelies let us know if this park is a popular haunt for sex workers?
Has Mario based his *crazy* insta persona on Hugo Maqueenie? I've just found him, and bloody hell he makes oor Mario look as understated and graceful as her maj the queen.
Think it depends what‘s in front of you Melv. I don’t think poor Derek would agree, waking up to your face in the morning. #FreeDerek
Could Melv be a bespoke squirrel watcher to make sure they don’t sneak back into his loft?
You’re an even bigger stalkery fecker than me
He took that direction doing his walks during lockdown. It’s quite near the old mill thing thats how I remember.
I still say he is doing caring on a walking route.
Ok Ma lovelies now I’m going to play a bit of Whitney. Get your mop ready. Hold ya phones above ya head to catch ye best angle and all together now left , right , left right mop them flairs. - yep defo can see him as a dance instructor
‘Get that foot pumpin the bucket ma lovelies!’Ok Ma lovelies now I’m going to play a bit of Whitney. Get your mop ready. Hold ya phones above ya head to catch ye best angle and all together now left , right , left right mop them flairs. - yep defo can see him as a dance instructor
I hope he doesn’t have the chipolata smuggler trackies on
Been for a neb - think I’m a Queenie
Hello ma lovelies, how are youuuuu? 
Av had a super busy day - done some cleaning, washing and then ah had a wee nap - woke up a thought it was midnight because it was dark outside, so aye!
Juss watching TV with the dugs (nae blind Akita dugs) and might sniff some cheese the night, treat myself.
Av had a super busy day - done some cleaning, washing and then ah had a wee nap - woke up a thought it was midnight because it was dark outside, so aye!
Juss watching TV with the dugs (nae blind Akita dugs) and might sniff some cheese the night, treat myself.
Stalker or just desperate to find out where he works?You’re an even bigger stalkery fecker than me
He took that direction doing his walks during lockdown. It’s quite near the old mill thing thats how I remember.
I still say he is doing caring on a walking route.
We're just devoted. God help us.Stalker or just desperate to find out where he works?
Sex worker.Don't make me relive the trauma of my poor 83 year old mum falling doon a manhole! The poor fictional woman has only just got over being attacked by a tiger
In other news, with Melvin's whereabouts being triangulated to a park, could he possibly be a rent boy? Can any Paisley lovelies let us know if this park is a popular haunt for sex workers?
. I don’t think that a good spot as those football pitches are used by local football teams. He would get chased by the soccer moms
Maybe he has joined the ranks of the cooncil weedwhackers and is short back and siding the verges of Paisley? He could make a bit extra cash if he offers bespoke hair don'ts to a select few who pay fuhl rent like he does.View attachment 276413 Is this near his work?
I was thinking he could borrow the shoes he gave his mum for christmas last yearSex worker.
Edited to add the daytime hooker shoes Melvin got for his Mum's christmas present last year at £5 a pair...
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There’s a quicker route he could use for Morrison’s.
The tree is on his way into Paisley town centre, away from his flat and the train station.
He seems to get home about 7pm so my guess is he’s in retail in Paisley or somewhere not too far on a bus journey.
I’m determined to find out but can’t be bothered following him one day
Despite Mildred being AWOL there is still enough fodder to keep us amused , he is an absoloot stapul for my dayn of dawn. So aye ma luvlees am absolutely fine ahm fine
am in ma ain lain
am in ma ain lain
He’s walked past the wee bit that takes you down to Morrison’s. The closest place of employment would be the Tannery, that’s what’s under Where it says Alexander Wilson Memorial, but there’s no way he’s working in there (you actually have to work) unless he is the tea boy!
That road does take you to the Town Centre or up to the right is the way to The Range (still my first call for his new job). I honestly hope he’s not caring for someone - that poor sod if he is.
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