Cleaning with Mario #23 grinch's no 1 fan, who left skids in the pan

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Rats are pretty amazing little fuckers and can climb. The saying like a rat up a drainpipe is very true. Since lockdown the pricks have been leaving the towns and cities and heading off to the 'burbs, because the restaurants closed down leaving them without a large food source. I kinda like them, especially since the thought of them made Melvin tit his bespoke pants πŸ˜‚
I wonder what attracted them to monzos loft? Definitely would have been the higher love song like previously suggested. Or perhaps rats are becoming more bespoke these days and want to live a more plush lifestyle so went to the first fulllll rent build from the groon up place they could find so they could muscle in on Marion's lain... No wonder Mazda got angry, he likes people to stay in their ain lain 😁
 
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I wonder what attracted them to monzos loft? Definitely would have been the higher love song like previously suggested. Or perhaps rats are becoming more bespoke these days and want to live a more plush lifestyle so went to the first fulllll rent build from the groon up place they could find so they could muscle in on Marion's lain... No wonder Mazda got angry, he likes people to stay in their ain lain 😁
The fumes rising from his layer probably bleeping killed the rats it would be like a cleaning chemical gas chamber living above him so aye
 
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He's fine ma lovelies. Not been fired, definitely not.
 
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The problem with a block of flats, is if one of you has cockroaches, everyone gets them. Mice can get in tiny gaps, and squirrels are tenacious little bastards, get in any little gap in the roof. However, is his block a stand alone, not touching trees? I'm not πŸ’― it was squirrels, think Mario didn't like to admit he had rats. 😁
We had an enormous wasp nest in the loft, not nice, the stingy bastards.
And last night, just about to fall asleep, SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER and that pic of Mario and Rayn


Cut my post off!
Started laughing, got told off.
He’s next to a train track too so they were probably just going into his for a bespoke boujie shagging session. Those rats πŸ€ were right oot their lane that night but what fun they had. πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
 
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Every time Melvin blasts "Higher Love" the rat population of Paisley toon centre boogie on over to his place, shimmy up the drainpipes and have a wee rat rave, sweating their little furry asses off in your pj's.

Just a theory, mind.
This mental image is absolutely sending me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 
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Waiting patiently for a local lovelie to tell us where this is. 😁
Hullllo ma lovelies . A heard there was nae debates about revealing where this boujeee tree is . I’ve hurtled up and down this street on way to calls many times πŸš‘ . It’s known as East End Park in Paisley . Nowhere significant ma lovelies . Karma on my arse if I get called out there the night !
 
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Afternoon lads,
so am up to page 15 on thread 4...please mario don’t give up Instagram and don’t any of youse leave this tattle thread.. av been pissing maself thruoot!!
Did any of youse discuss on here when rayn threw herself oot the window anywhere??! And also a wanna know aboot peppergate πŸ˜‚ am dying to know so a am, funny as fook this thread.. spine bright ma lovelies πŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’Ž
 
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Hullllo ma lovelies . A heard there was nae debates about revealing where this boujeee tree is . I’ve hurtled up and down this street on way to calls many times πŸš‘ . It’s known as East End Park in Paisley . Nowhere significant ma lovelies . Karma on my arse if I get called out there the night !
Darn! I thought he was making us guess

I’ve just looked on a map. He ain’t working for the council is he πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 
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Hullllo ma lovelies . A heard there was nae debates about revealing where this boujeee tree is . I’ve hurtled up and down this street on way to calls many times πŸš‘ . It’s known as East End Park in Paisley . Nowhere significant ma lovelies . Karma on my arse if I get called out there the night !
Where could he be working near there?
Note to self, get a hobby. 😁
 
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Auch hallo ma lovelies. Wit a day av hid, done ma 2 oor shift & ma boss wanted me tae dae overtime? Does she not know that someone as boujee as masel has nae time spare to contribute to anybody but ma sel. Am absalootely affronted.

Noo that av got that aff ma chist al have a wee cuppa coffee, a mean a know it disnae agree with ma awfy sensitive bowels but a feel like a need a wee pick me up.
So what is the new job ? He made a big deal about get the job of his dreams but nothing more which leads me to think it really isn’t the job of his dreams. I mean I feel for him losing his job it’s hard times and I wish that on nobody but to act like he come off better just to keep up front is ridiculous and insulting to those in similar situations x
 
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