Cleaning with Mario aka Masculine MarySo.... I'm bored on da bus and I'm on da bus bored...
'Bitter' sound aboot right, so aye!
Cleaning with Mario aka Masculine MarySo.... I'm bored on da bus and I'm on da bus bored...
'Bitter' sound aboot right, so aye!
HahaRate gate was one of my faves ever! I wouldnβt even know how to start describing what happened
I was the same, I laughed for about 10 minutes and my TA thought Iβd finally lost it!!The boss and I had to physically be at our office premises together for the first time since March. I pass a boujee wee Pendelum type cafΓ© on my route there and offered to pick us both up a breakfast roll. She said thanks and she'd square up with me when I got to the office and before my brain caught up with my mouth, I said "No no, my treat, nae debates".
My only issue with that is that there is no way for her to understand why I started giggling like I was unhinged.....................................
Maybe Rayn captured them hiding amongst the tat in the kitchen and dragged them into the loft to freak out oor Marion?OK so now this ratgate has been brought back up how the feck did they even get up there? Like isn't he in the top tier of his bespoke cooonsil hoose that he built from the grooon up? How on earth did rats get in the attic. I can't stop thinking about this situation now
Every time Melvin blasts "Higher Love" the rat population of Paisley toon centre boogie on over to his place, shimmy up the drainpipes and have a wee rat rave, sweating their little furry asses off in your pj's.OK so now this ratgate has been brought back up how the feck did they even get up there? Like isn't he in the top tier of his bespoke cooonsil hoose that he built from the grooon up? How on earth did rats get in the attic. I can't stop thinking about this situation now
The little fuckers can literally get anywhere no matter how high.OK so now this ratgate has been brought back up how the feck did they even get up there? Like isn't he in the top tier of his bespoke cooonsil hoose that he built from the grooon up? How on earth did rats get in the attic. I can't stop thinking about this situation now
Bring me a higher loveEvery time Melvin blasts "Higher Love" the rat population of Paisley toon centre boogie on over to his place, shimmy up the drainpipes and have a wee rat rave, sweating their little furry asses off in your pj's.
Just a theory, mind.
Rats are pretty amazing little fuckers and can climb. The saying like a rat up a drainpipe is very true. Since lockdown the pricks have been leaving the towns and cities and heading off to the 'burbs, because the restaurants closed down leaving them without a large food source. I kinda like them, especially since the thought of them made Melvin tit his bespoke pantsOK so now this ratgate has been brought back up how the feck did they even get up there? Like isn't he in the top tier of his bespoke cooonsil hoose that he built from the grooon up? How on earth did rats get in the attic. I can't stop thinking about this situation now
Cut my post off!The problem with a block of flats, is if one of you has cockroaches, everyone gets them. Mice can get in tiny gaps, and squirrels are tenacious little bastards, get in any little gap in the roof. However, is his block a stand alone, not touching trees? I'm not it was squirrels, think Mario didn't like to admit he had rats.
We had an enormous wasp nest in the loft, not nice, the stingy bastards.
And last night, just about to fall asleep, SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER and that pic of Mario and Rayn
He's busy with his new job ma lovelie.Didnβt do my bedtime reading last night of our Mazda , am only working til dinner time as itβs very quiet hence why am sat oan ma phone Giggling away to masel. But once av finished am off to have a read of thread 3 & 4, this thread is the funniest on tattle, a love it ma lovelies, so a dae
Whatβs with the radio silence? Do you think itβs so his mafia are giving him the attention he so desperately wants?