I was thinking he could borrow the shoes he gave his mum for christmas last year
Edited to add the daytime hooker shoes Melvin got for his Mum's christmas present last year at ยฃ5 a pair...
. Genius. Yep I could see him strutting and mincing up and down that street now. The soccer moms will be wowed and stopped in their tracks at the mere sight a they hoors hoofs i swear to god I wish I had a five year old! If my wean came home and told me his teacher said those exact words i would get in tae ma best trackie bottoms (the ones that give me the biggest camel toe) frog march masel doon tae that school and present you with a gift box fuhl of mini whips, crunches, Irn Bru, cheese n crackers without the cheese, wax melts, febreeze, wax burners, boady mists, rustlers, packers of chicken noodle soup, Tesco bathroom cleaner and the piss-off-resistance..... a bespoke tapas table!!! It would be the best day ma luvlie tae ken that ma wean was being educated by an exemplary figure such as yersel. That wean is one lucky wee sausageI teach 5 year olds and I had to have a chat with one about sharing, and I found myself telling him to stay in his lane, and he need to be on the right path. Then another child did a drawing and I knew I need to stop watching Mario when I said it was a bespoke picture and so forth!
Not long til half term
Iโll pop into The Range on my way home from work tomorrow and if heโs not there Iโll try B&M too - we will find him !!
The BB will be closed just now because its licensed but thereโs a few furniture shops etc in with DFS & Dunelm so could be a shout
Hoors hoofs
dead!did you film your cleaning ma luvlie cos ahm sorry, if you didnae film every bit of what you did in every room and show us aw yer abzaloot staple products then how are we even meant to believe that you actually cleaned??? Also, what were you wearing whilst doing said cleaning?? I hope it was a house coat and fleece jammies cos thatโs the only things a true professional would wear you know! Sorry if it sounds like Iโm veering oot ma ain lane hen but Iโve been watching marlon the professional cleaner show is exactly how itโs done so anything less just wouldnโt be acceptable or classed as proper cleaning.Hello ma lovelies, how are youuuuu?
Av had a super busy day - done some cleaning, washing and then ah had a wee nap - woke up a thought it was midnight because it was dark outside, so aye!
Juss watching TV with the dugs (nae blind Akita dugs) and might sniff some cheese the night, treat myself.
Thank you .It's the start of boywonder when Derek claps back at him over his 'singing ' the cola advert and he puts his chin down in judging you disgust for dare questioning himQUOTE="Kikini Bamalam, post: 2625143, member: 6233"]
Let me know which highlight this is on and I'll add it to the collection
If anyone else has any favourites that would make a good gif, let me know and we shall build a pure stunning, bespoke and boujee plush album of Melvin gifs for our children and grandchildren to behold
Woof - I'd forgotten about those. My toes recoiled in horror and I'm worried I've got the 'rona cos I cannae smell the wealthI was thinking he could borrow the shoes he gave his mum for christmas last year
Edited to add the daytime hooker shoes Melvin got for his Mum's christmas present last year at ยฃ5 a pair...
No woman over 16 would willingly wear those shoes,, they are instruments of pure torture, as are most cheap shooosWoof - I'd forgotten about those. My toes recoiled in horror and I'm worried I've got the 'rona cos I cannae smell the wealth
Sheโll be able to afford vittons now being mortgage free and all thatNo woman over 16 would willingly wear those shoes,, they are instruments of pure torture, as are most cheap shooos
Is there a railing shortage? What happened to the left hand side ones!View attachment 276413 Is this near his work?
Nah, heโs now an undercover squirrel, this is heโs new office!! He,ll get the bastards that were in heโs loft!Maybe our wee hobbit is now a tree surgeon?
We could all do shiftsIt's getting to the point that I am going to drop the kids at school next week then go and sit on Seedhill road all day just so I can follow him to work. None of us will rest til we know!
Apologies for the delay ma lovelie, Is this ok?
We have to knowIt's getting to the point that I am going to drop the kids at school next week then go and sit on Seedhill road all day just so I can follow him to work. None of us will rest til we know!
Help oot a fellow tattle bastard mwah mwahsurely there must be tattlers in Paisley that could go on a recce to all the places you suspect... we know when he's quiet on the gram he's likely doing a wee shift... let's get cracking... this cannot be beyond our capabilitiesIt's getting to the point that I am going to drop the kids at school next week then go and sit on Seedhill road all day just so I can follow him to work. None of us will rest til we know!
... does nobody know Deek to start up a wee convo with him to find out where Melv's ain lane is. Just think how annoyed Melvin will be when it's not a secret anymore!
