Ah perfect. A new Marion thread, and you all haven't disappointed 
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This is exactly why I want us to rumble him. It would piss him off beyond belief that we worked out where he works. His lovelies will be asking is it true he works in <insert name>.surely there must be tattlers in Paisley that could go on a recce to all the places you suspect... we know when he's quiet on the gram he's likely doing a wee shift... let's get cracking... this cannot be beyond our capabilities... does nobody know Deek to start up a wee convo with him to find out where Melv's ain lane is. Just think how annoyed Melvin will be when it's not a secret anymore!
btw, i'd love to help... but my ain lane is in a different country.
BUT THEY DON’T READ HERE.
HE DOESN’T READ HERE.
HE’S ABZOLUTELY FINNNEE
Does he work at a wax melt shop, as that would explain A LOT!I wonder if old "allegedly" sticky fingers Melvin is already on a disciplinary in his new joab?
Is he working in the park as a (not blind) dug tit picker upper?View attachment 276413 Is this near his work?
What with him being the king of cleaning.... 
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Apologies for the delay ma lovelie, Is this ok?
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Lovely it was even better than I anticipated. Mario must be spinning at this thread spitting spite and veno m.Like Mario, I don't want to overwork you hun, but I found another. So like Mario go at your own pace as you're in ya own lane hen , thank you lovely mwah mwah air kiss . It this one where he's in his Deirdre Barlow best laughing., the first one.I feel like we need a good generic laughing gif
Hullo lovelies, it’s bloody half 1 and I’m having a case of the Marios coz I just bloody well canny sleep!! I’m feeling sad because of a boyfriend situation but I was reading through the thread here and it’s made me piss myself laughing as per usual. There was talk of mopping the flairs and it’s made me howl laughing thinking aboot his leg mop mwah mwah never change lovelies nae debates xoxox
mwah mwah never change lovelies nae debates xoxox
The tat cave is just beside here
Once I’m out of isolation (next weekend) I’ll be heading over that way cause I’m decorating n ahv seen some bits. I’ll keep my beady eye out for him 
Oh lord I can feel the throbbing foot pain and blisters just from looking at picture of them cheap tatty shoes.bet his mum was overjoyed with themI was thinking he could borrow the shoes he gave his mum for christmas last year
Edited to add the daytime hooker shoes Melvin got for his Mum's christmas present last year at £5 a pair...
When he worked at Debenhams did he ever talk about it on the gram or did you lot work it out?
I think If I remember right he always kept it a secret but then one day wore his lanyard and his uniform to speak shite on stories. And then of course there was all of his lovelies who recognised him while working there so it eventually just became a thing he talked about...like everything else he can’t keep a secret
I found his hype around his new job so strange. I mean his dream job he says but no further information .... let’s be honest if he really landed his dream job he would be gloating like there’s no tomorrow. He was defo trying to insinuate that it was something big, I was half expecting him to say he was working with a big brand or something. He is as fake as his teeth, it’s just getting embarrassing now.
He is desperate to be an“influencer” I mean what type of person takes themselves to a news paper and claims to be Scotland’s answer to Mrs Hinch. A narcissistic one that’s who!
think I’ve woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning
So ma lovelies I just canny believe that naebudy knows his dreeaaam joab. Usually in the west of Scotland there's always somebody's aunties ,maws , brother , dad , uncle that's winched somebody that knows somebody that wants to spill the tea on Melvinio hmmmmm so aye
I’m praying that Marino’s mole (spy
) returns and dishes the dirtI think he is working in a warehouse for one of the stores close to him if he was front of shop he wudnt be wearing those silly leggings n trainers 
I’ve sailed a bit too close to the wind already with a local lovelie. I can think of one person that’s a bit dim I could try but it’s difficult these days when don’t see people as often. Hard to get from the pleasantries of how you’re coping with covid to Mario even though they are both unpleasant subjects
I think he's got a time machine and he travels back in time every day to work in whateverys in the Piazza in Paisley, nips over to the Stags Head for his lunch so aye
It's like Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy on this thread.I’ve sailed a bit too close to the wind already with a local lovelie. I can think of one person that’s a bit dim I could try but it’s difficult these days when don’t see people as often. Hard to get from the pleasantries of how you’re coping with covid to Mario even though they are both unpleasant subjects
I reckon the spy is Derek. He is outing Mario because his sick of his titI’m praying that Marino’s mole (spy
Catching up as I’ve been so busy with work this week because I work more than four hours a week Melvin but I guess that is my ain lain and jurny and with each new day of dayn I just know I have to get up and spine bright.
Anyway...being prepped for surgery bleeping ended me
just snorted into my soup in the staff room “hullooooo ma lovelies , urr yeez lookin fur a neeewww couch?”The BB will be closed just now because its licensed but there’s a few furniture shops etc in with DFS & Dunelm so could be a shout
“Eh, yeah just having a look thanks.”
“The wans in here urr fine, absoluuutely fine, but if it’s somethin a bit mare boujee yer lookin fur, ma pal Danyell has a stunnin wee shoap. Everyhin is just so bespoke and byooohiful! If ye like yer plush wae foe chesterfield affect, n who disnae ma lovelie, ye’ll joos luv it! So aye!”
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