What I don't understand is she hasn't discovered a cure for the common cold, she has had a rebrand. Nothing earth shattering. Why all the hype and fuss?
If he hadn't waffled on about him using the diamond emoji for his whole journee I would have sworn it was a heart shape.Anyone else thinking that chaaARM looks more like a heart than a diamond?
What a load of self indulgent bollocks he is spouting this morning. duck me.
There's shallow.... and there's being sentimental about a diamond emojiIf he hadn't waffled on about him using the diamond emoji for his whole journee I would have sworn it was a heart shape.
But he has let her have her moment in the spotlight, its his turn now, so aye.
Is it a heart? Could it be a potato heart?It's definitely a heart. Looks nothing like a diamond at all.
I was half asleep when I read it this morning and he totally made me doubt my own ability to spell correctlyTough choice in a warzone. Do you want your battlefield to smell nice or the area made safe?
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Speaking of which, I'm pretty sure he's using his new word "affronted" in the wrong context as well. It does not mean mortified or embarrassed.I was half asleep when I read it this morning and he totally made me doubt my own ability to spell correctly. The Mario Dictionary is getting quite full now.
I knew he got it wrong but I couldn't remember how he managed to get it wrongNo it was bergamoNt xxx
He was defo one of those babies who just got left to lie down all the time. Looks how flat that heid isSuch a boujee haircut. Giving me ‘the fear’ (his words) whoever sorts it out why can’t they fade it? Or do you think he shaves it himself but ignores the back because he can’t see it when he’s looking in the mirror. So it doesn’t matter so aye.
I hope he sits on it, point side up.