But what about his secret seashells lip balm from The White Company?! It’s his abzaloot stapul ya know
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Affronted.
Melvin has a new word.
I'm affronted at all the lies he tells and the nasty attitude he has.
Melvin has a new word.
I'm affronted at all the lies he tells and the nasty attitude he has.
After he waved the highlighters, did I hear him say orgaNOISED?
Plus, he's deffo only just bought all that stationery for his 'adult stuff', he was like a kid at the start of term. With that and the 'financially stable' speech, d'ya think someone's told him to sort himself out, grow up and take responsibility?
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Was just coming here to post about that little gem
Organoised. The art of getting yourself or your affairs sorted out and banging on about it at the same time and so forth.
Would you mind if I stole one of these for my wee pic? I’ve been on the lookout for ages
How much sh!te does he talk! What a load of nonsense.And 9/10 times he’s in a shop he’s recognise?!?Think you blend right in to hone bargains Marion, calm down.
So EVERYONE recognises his wee hobbit face? You know the one that will be covered in half by a face mask right now?
What a load of pish. He has 126k followers, from the whole of the U.K. and further afield but in his head he thinks everyone in Renfrewshire (population 177k) knows him and follows him. Shut up Moira!
I have to dip into his stories when I see something on here as I just can’t listen to his nonsense. He actually infuriates me. He’s more likely to get laughed at in Paisley than approached.
Paolo Nutini can walk about Paisley without being harassed but Maid Marion can’t
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I’m affronted about the utter drivel he slavered for 20 minutes about being organoised and CoMfOrTAaBle for Christmas. Jesus Christ Martin, get something more interesting to bleat on about you utter gasbag. What a snore he is. Also, I’ll eat my hat (that covers my council haircut) if he doesn’t do “a new tree” and order tons of new decorations! 
Edited to add: “ten times out of ten”
Edited to add: “ten times out of ten”
I'm getting that bottom picture blown up for Halloween
Lol of course be my vest (yikes spend too much time reason the hinch threadWould you mind if I stole one of these for my wee pic? I’ve been on the lookout for ages
How much sh!te does he talk! What a load of nonsense.
So EVERYONE recognises his wee hobbit face? You know the one that will be covered in half by a face mask right now?
What a load of pish. He has 126k followers, from the whole of the U.K. and further afield but in his head he thinks everyone in Renfrewshire (population 177k) knows him and follows him. Shut up Moira!
I have to dip into his stories when I see something on here as I just can’t listen to his nonsense. He actually infuriates me. He’s more likely to get laughed at in Paisley than approached.
Paolo Nutini can walk about Paisley without being harassed but Maid Marion can’t
)I have two more. The first one I like to call bulging eyes with Manbagzda
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He's a scary bugger isn't he
I’m no psychologist but good god, I spotted so many issues in that last 100 dots. I’m not sure if he’s A: just completely lacking in intelligence B: thinks he’s something really special or C: both.
What’s with the different colour face to neck? If he’s such a make up guru surely he knows how to blend!!
I wish that wee scrote would shut the duck up about Xmas .........so aye wee dick that ye are Melvin 
I agree because he did that extra boujee and bespoke nasal voice telling us that he loved the rich colours (see and smell the wealth), he will find a way to shoehorn another tree into the hoose, or make up a reason why the pink one just had to go.I’m affronted about the utter drivel he slavered for 20 minutes about being organoised and CoMfOrTAaBle for Christmas. Jesus Christ Martin, get something more interesting to bleat on about you utter gasbag. What a snore he is. Also, I’ll eat my hat (that covers my council haircut) if he doesn’t do “a new tree” and order tons of new decorations!
Edited to add: “ten times out of ten”
Thought they got xmas organised early every year coz they worked in retail....what was the need this year?!!
I’ll have you know he is known by THE MANAGMENT teams in all the stores (makes himself sound like a shop lifter!)Would you mind if I stole one of these for my wee pic? I’ve been on the lookout for ages
How much sh!te does he talk! What a load of nonsense.
So EVERYONE recognises his wee hobbit face? You know the one that will be covered in half by a face mask right now?
What a load of pish. He has 126k followers, from the whole of the U.K. and further afield but in his head he thinks everyone in Renfrewshire (population 177k) knows him and follows him. Shut up Moira!
I have to dip into his stories when I see something on here as I just can’t listen to his nonsense. He actually infuriates me. He’s more likely to get laughed at in Paisley than approached.
Paolo Nutini can walk about Paisley without being harassed but Maid Marion can’t
When he was waffling on about the decorations in The Range I don’t think he sounded like he was wearing a mask
he just didn’t sound muffled enough.After I posted about the mask that thought did cross my mind. Yet I think if he had an illness that made him exempt then we’d know all about it. Having boujee bespoke skin doesn’t count Marion.I’ll have you know he is known by THE MANAGMENT teams in all the stores (makes himself sound like a shop lifter!)
When he was waffling on about the decorations in The Range I don’t think he sounded like he was wearing a mask
You’d think that given Renfrewshire is in the midst of a Covid outbreak & has a domestic lockdown in place that he would be doing his bit to minimise the risk. You know, with him being such a popular, well known influencer. twit!
How many times did he start to sign off and then add another ten stories? 🥱🥱
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