He would defo have a clueless pen. @Cagayu - another pic awaiting your bougie bespoke artistry MWAH
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Now, now, ma lovelie, you’re new here so I’m no’ gonna go as mental as Meirdre does after a night oan the vodka, nor will I declare karmer on your arse, but l’ll explain this to you only wahnst:Is he planning on getting a job ? He does seem to shop a lot for someone who was made redundant? Is it dirt cheap to rent a council flat in Scotland? Is he planning to sit in a dressing gown all day getting off his tits on fumes ? Sorry for all the questions !
And what’s with the peach cushions on the dark grey cheapo sofa ?
How dare you. He's in a good place financially, doesn't splurge on unnecessary items and saves regularly. Karmar on youse ass henTreated himself for his birthday?? His birthday was weeks ago and how many times doEs he and beggy treat themselves, fuckin hell a treat is something you don’t do often. The money these guys spend on a daily basis is insane, he’s got no job and beggy dishes out 2p’s
The cooncil does his haircut, when they pop round to do the verges. Melvin just goes oot and lays down so they can give him a quick strim, so ayeSuch a boujee haircut. Giving me ‘the fear’ (his words) whoever sorts it out why can’t they fade it? Or do you think he shaves it himself but ignores the back because he can’t see it when he’s looking in the mirror. So it doesn’t matter so aye.
Is it a heart? Could it be a potato heart?It's definitely a heart. Looks nothing like a diamond at all.
Don’t forget! Not only was it a “Nikita” dog. It was also a BLIND Nikita dog
He will be AWBSAWLOOTELY FUMING that you’ve spotted that. His poor nieces getting a cleaning trolley for Christmas so they can be just like their Uncle MoiraLads, lads, lads! It seems that Melv HAS got himself a tiny wee bespoke cleaning trolley. Don’t know why he hasn’t shown it to us. A wee hobbit sized trolley perfect for the wee hobbit sized ‘man’
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He’s got RARE skin! Rare! Am no gonnae tell yous again, ma lovlies!And Kerry Katona eyes, anxiety through the roof, IBS through the flairboards & super, extra-super HIGHLY sensitive bespoke skin