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Fall down a bougie bespoke pothole after being chased by a blind dug -
Mario? Literally anyone else?
Spoiler - Mazda would still win
I have actually just spat my coffee out
I headed straight here for this Hovis
The next thread has so many choices
When someone has the audacity to ask how the job hunting is going when you're a fulltime, influencing influencer. ahm in ma lane and you're in yours. Karma on you also for daring to ask
He's really got big headed about his insta fame, seems to be detached from reality. Truth is, yeah he's got a 100k followers, none of them truly give a tit about him.
That poor baby having Mario’s strangler fingers and beak looming over him 
Terrible news, must admit I've bought the hinch Lenor, it doesn't smell of anything much. 
AND I've bought the zoflora rose noir. The plastic bottle is thin, weak, so some has squidged out over me, I CAN'T GET THE bleeping SMELL. OF IT OFF ME.
I feel like Katie Price's feet ma lovelies.
AND I've bought the zoflora rose noir. The plastic bottle is thin, weak, so some has squidged out over me, I CAN'T GET THE bleeping SMELL. OF IT OFF ME.
I feel like Katie Price's feet ma lovelies.
That poor baby having Mario’s strangler fingers and beak looming over him
He's a melt.
Who let him out with their wean in a buggy??? I hope he doesn’t have to cross any roads!!
He is a bloody melt
Has he stolen someone's baby, I can see the headlines now, local unemployed oddball runs off with baby. Dressed in his hoosecoat. 
I thought the point of a cheeseboard was so that all the cheese and snacks sat on top of it? Am I being stupid or has he just been out to b&ms and made another unnecessary pointless purchase?
No, you’re wrong, ma lovelie, he diznae make unnecessary purchisses anymair, he jist diznae dae it, that’s how him & Deek ur SO financially secure, and so forth
We’re so secure, ma lovelies, so, SO secure an’ ah’m fine, ah’m abzalootlee fine, ah’m fine **drinks shot of zoflora**No, you’re wrong, ma lovelie, he diznae make unnecessary purchisses anymair, he jist diznae dae it, that’s how him & Deek ur SO financially secure, and so forth
In too tight for him tracksuit which could be leggings, dry peachy pursed cats hole lips...oh wait. No need to worry, it's just a Deidre Barlow lookalike. Probably the GrandmotherHas he stolen someone's baby, I can see the headlines now, local unemployed oddball runs off with baby. Dressed in his hoosecoat.
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It's Mario's signature so it went on its own jurneeee
For Derek to open the door, run free and never return.
There are no words.
Pick and mix...pick off the salt!
The wine glass holder, that is the most impractical piece of crap I have ever ever seen! Why would you want wine glass stored upside down on a bottle?
Pick and mix...pick off the salt!
The wine glass holder, that is the most impractical piece of crap I have ever ever seen! Why would you want wine glass stored upside down on a bottle?
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