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Ah .... I love Delboy. I wish he would duck the wee scrote off and find someone who appreciates him and treats him as an equal 
Aww, Derek looks cute! 
#FreeDerek
#FreeDerek
My thoughts too. Derek could then turn the flat back into a man-cave, play on the play station, watch Rangers and smoke weed to his heart’s content before playing the field again.Ah .... I love Delboy. I wish he would duck the wee scrote off and find someone who appreciates him and treats him as an equal
Am I right thinking that the flat is Derek’s and Marion moved in and took over? If so, I hope he’s had the sense not to put Marion’s name on the tenancy agreement.
Agreed! I love Derek and hope he boots Mario out. I’m guessing that it’s only Derek’s name on the tenancy as he was the one that went to the cooncil when they had rats/squirrels/adoring fans living in the roof space.
So wit happened to a day aff and also wit happened to this cooncil hoose tour we were promised last month...there is nothing wurse than a boujee plush bespoke liar
..so aye
..so aye
'All you need is love and sprinkles of laughter' oh, and Dyson 3hairdryers, storage boxes, Ikea shelves, a collection of new toiletries to rival a large Boots store, new lamps, grey tat, salmon plush, cheap trainers, polyester track suits, Shark handheld dustbuster, unused floor steamer, a flat full of wax melts, several hunner candles, all the chemical scents and a cat who hates your guts.
I’m having a day off guyzzz! (Continues to post)
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duck right aff Marydoll...you've flooded my page when I thought I had a bit of respite from your boujee bespoke plush jobbies..so aye
Is it just me that gets raging at all the Instagrammers, including Mario, who say things are ‘unreal’ or ‘insane’ when they’re not
A toilet cleaner is not unreal. A wax melt does not smell insane.
Get tae duck.
A toilet cleaner is not unreal. A wax melt does not smell insane.
Get tae duck.
I also worked in there when it first opens up aswell 17/18years ago Jeso long time agoI’m screechin ‘£19 you were fkn robbed twa
I really hope it doesn’t! I like Braehead I applied for all the jobs there when it first opened when I was a student. I actually worked in Sainsburys - the first one before they moved it. It killed Paisley town centre off though.
Disregard the top line I never finished that post yest
Geez I don’t think Melv has put up one post today without a spelling mistake. This is why he will never make it big, he just can’t be assed.
See the Tik Toks Marion and others do where they hold something up to the camera then take it away and the scene has changed. ARGH. I’m absolutely sick to death of seeing them.
Oh a 'deep clean' day. Maybe the rug will get fully hoovered. Could this effort be in preparation for our long awaited tour?
If he progresses any further than wiping then I’ll be impressed.
I've just rolled my eyes so hard I'm wondering if it's possible to dislocate your corneas?
Why the hell would a so called cleanfluencer use a deep clean day to stay off the gram?
I would truly only understand his follower numbers if we had 119k regular contributors on here.
Why the hell would a so called cleanfluencer use a deep clean day to stay off the gram?
I would truly only understand his follower numbers if we had 119k regular contributors on here.
I thought this too! As a cleaning account him doing a deep clean is perfect for content! Doesn't make sense.
A deep clean in Marlene’s world is probably moving his tat to clean under it. I can’t picture the hobbit and Derek humphing the bespoke furniture about to clean behind it.
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