Almost like the day he spent off the gram supposedly decluttering and organising cupboards. Then Marion is called content
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Good afternoon my lovelies. They are indeed. A'hm fine, A'hm fine. Someone once referenced them as being able 'To eat an apple through a lettrbox' . Keep them in bespoke boujee Coo Coo ChAnEl cereal box as a reminder of the journey been on . Pure gawjus, jizz stunnin ,pay no mind to the jealous trolls. Just jealousy (clutching sweaty one of a kind monogrammed robe) nae debates aye and so forth. Tappity tap tap finish of with a bit of freeze setting spray
In. Sane.Is it just me that gets raging at all the Instagrammers, including Mario, who say things are ‘unreal’ or ‘insane’ when they’re not
A toilet cleaner is not unreal. A wax melt does not smell insane.
Get tae duck.
Un. Real.
Ah. Mazing.
Ob. Sessed.
Settle down, Butthatsnoneofmybusiness, he’s only just mastered how to get the labels facing the right way on his proaducts when he does it
I was ended when he was giving us a cosmetics tutorial the other day & he dropped a wee eyeshadow pot with his shoogly strangler fingers
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Afternoon ma lovelies, how are yooooo? 
I've just finished my first shift in work in what feels like 18 years, so have I missed anything gruuuund breaking with Mazza? 
I've just finished my first shift in work in what feels like 18 years, so have I missed anything gruuuund breaking with Mazza?
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Sitting here snorting a laugh.In. Sane.
Un. Real.
Ah. Mazing.
Ob. Sessed.
Settle down, Butthatsnoneofmybusiness, he’s only just mastered how to get the labels facing the right way on his proaducts when he does it
When it’s said he has Kerry Katona disease it’s a piss take
“Bejouee bespoke death threat”Marion’s outbox is his outbox nae debates( but sorry can’t answer the question as he seems to have an inbox x2, an outbox and so forth. God only knows how his thoosands of messages reach him, including the bejouee bespoke death threat so aye
Totally read that as humping the bespoke furniture. That’s content I do not want to see
Take in the wealth?? Can anyone explain what this means? Or is it a mid-spelled Marionism?
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I’m here for this
Well that too...Totally read that as humping the bespoke furniture. That’s content I do not want to see
Given that he spent the grand sum of what, £7 on a bag the other week, there’s nae danger of this happening...
In this new dayn of dawn, we must take in the wealth. I arriterate, take in the wealth, ma lovelie. And so forth...I’m here for this
honestly think he's deluded enough to think a trashy £5 was melt dupe, made in a garage, is on par with an expertly blended £100 perfume
But he’s got a boujie bespoke fridge which houses his bespoke and boujie skincare. Nae debates The books wrang so ayeAhem... so that Caroline Hirons woman can educate him on not needing a skincare fridge. A section of her book is 'things you don't need'
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Bet he won't show the page that says beauty fridges are a waste of money.
Another pointless purchase , a personalised bookmark?! The only ‘books’ he has are cereal boxes.
The books are being talked about on the Hinch thread too. The (Barmy) Hinch Army want some now.
I will admit to being a judgemental witch but you can tell a lot by someone’s reading material. Marion’s empty boxes say it all.
there are obviously no books in his full rent gaff other than that skincare book and the Grinch’s. So aye
I think Melvin will soon be getting the woman from discounted beds on the phone begging for this bespoke sofa.
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‘Just hurry up n take ma fuckin hawn fur this picture ya wee basturt’ - He forgot this caption 
If this Grant bloke is his go to guy then why is he betraying him by quoting from his new Bible?
If this Grant bloke is his go to guy then why is he betraying him by quoting from his new Bible?
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