Cleaning with Mario #13 He can't believe it's not clutter

[Jeaniepeanie]

Good afternoon my lovelies. They are indeed. A'hm fine, A'hm fine. Someone once referenced them as being able 'To eat an apple through a lettrbox' . Keep them in bespoke boujee Coo Coo ChAnEl cereal box as a reminder of the journey been on . Pure gawjus, jizz stunnin ,pay no mind to the jealous trolls. Just jealousy (clutching sweaty one of a kind monogrammed robe) nae debates aye and so forth. Tappity tap tap finish of with a bit of freeze setting spray

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Aww! look at Bilbo before his unexpected journeeeeh to mordor Woodhill dental care.. that big boaby nose needs treatment next. You couldny do a bag a Ching with that fecker ma lovlies, he'd take the whole thing in a oner

 

[Badaboom]

And I call that warmed cheese Is that even cheese? Show it the grill Melv. Did he fry it?

 

[Poppysmimi]

And I call that warmed cheese Is that even cheese? Show it the grill Melv. Did he fry it?
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It really upsets me that those tomatoes aren’t symmetrical

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

It really upsets me that those tomatoes aren’t symmetrical

It upsets me more that he’s eating in / on his bed.

 

[Doodlebug71]

Can you imagine climbing 3 flights of bespoke stairs to enter marjories bespoke tat cave to come across his designer books and massive diamonds...game changer ..staple ..so aye

 

[twilightgarden]

It upsets me more that he’s eating in / on his bed.

It’s ok, the bespoke blanket mattress protector will sook up the crumbs, cheese grease, tomato juice and his highly sensitive exczeeema flakes ma lovelie

 

[Doodlebug71]

He is a wee fanny...sorry he is a big bespoke plush game changer staple fanny

 

[twilightgarden]

In. Sane.
Un. Real.
Ah. Mazing.
Ob. Sessed.

Spot on! Gives me the absolute rage. The same as when he says ‘at... all’

 

[Empathy wins the day]

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Ma lovelies ah jist cannae cope with the toty wee size of that brush for his 3 hairs! What a bleeping nonsense.
He’s being an absolute melt today, his glasses are ridiculous and it’s yet another instalment of ‘it never happened’ He’s just on one for sympathy from his ‘organically grown’ followers. Wearing the jumper too was the cherry on the cake

Why does he need a dyson hairdryer? Surely a wipe with the towel and his hair is dry?

 

[twilightgarden]

Why does he need a dyson hairdryer? Surely a wipe with the towel and his hair is dry?

Fluttering the towel beside his 3 hairs would dry it nae bother ma lovelie but oor Mario is bespoke and likes a good blasting from the Dyson.
poor Derek works all hours to pay for useless shite for Mario

 

[Stormi]

Who remembers the time when he was talking about his bespoke teef journee ? he said dental woodcare in the story instead of woodhill dental care??? I couldn’t breathe !! He was all tongue twisted trying to act soooo professional!! So aye!!

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

Right ladies and gentlemen, what’s the name of thread #14

 

[NeighbourhoodWatch]

Wiping with mario or spraying with mario?

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

I watched his stories there and he’s such a superficial “cleaner”. Sprays and wipes obvious surfaces but he never really CLEANS or gets into the corner of anything. It should be called “wiping with Mario”.

OK I’ll vote for myself

 

[lauramars]

The SkinT page just said he’s addicted to skincare, reviews products and gives his honest opinion so that to me says he isn’t a professional

 

[Badaboom]

Well apparently Debenhams in Glasgow is reopening today. I wonder why Melv hasn’t mentioned anything? He tells us all Dereks shift patterns, when he is ill etc etc but is so coy about his own movements? Weird.

 

[Johnnoijones]

New thread
You wipe me right round baby, right round, like a sphonge, right round

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

The SkinT page just said he’s addicted to skincare, reviews products and gives his honest opinion so that to me says he isn’t a professional

That SkinT guy could be the nicest guy in the world, but if he's all about skincare he should rethink his insta photo without delay. It looks like a police mug shot and he has a really grey parlour edged with a needs a decent sleep "look" ffs. I'd love to know what attracted Melvin to his page in the first place and then to give it the numerous shout outs.
I wish I could express this better, but it feels "off". Has Melv maybe got a crush?

 

[Smirkymirky]

That SkinT guy could be the nicest guy in the world, but if he's all about skincare he should rethink his insta photo without delay. It looks like a police mug shot and he has a really grey parlour edged with a needs a decent sleep "look" ffs. I'd love to know what attracted Melvin to his page in the first place and then to give it the numerous shout outs.
I wish I could express this better, but it feels "off". Has Melv maybe got a crush?

I hope that's not why cos I love dezza and he's punching big time

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

That SkinT guy could be the nicest guy in the world, but if he's all about skincare he should rethink his insta photo without delay. It looks like a police mug shot and he has a really grey parlour edged with a needs a decent sleep "look" ffs. I'd love to know what attracted Melvin to his page in the first place and then to give it the numerous shout outs.
I wish I could express this better, but it feels "off". Has Melv maybe got a crush?

Pallor ffs nor parlour. Auto-correct needs binned today!