Don’t forget the Ava May lassie and her boyfriend and their ‘surprise’ visitsSince I started following him, apart from Mario Kondo & Deek, there has been a sum total of 3 other people in that flat: the carpet fitter, the wallpaper guy & Mother Rendall to pick up that boujee, bespoke mirrored dresser...Now he’s buying 4 shoat glasses fur a big pairty & keeping the Jo Malone “fur guests”Who on earth are these guests of whom he speaks?
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Why burn two different smelling wax melts at the same time in the same 1m x 1m room? I can feel a migraine coming along just thinking about it.
Ye wouldne go oot wearin Tom Ford on one wrist and Glow by J-Lo on the other would you Marion? Nae debates.
Ye wouldne go oot wearin Tom Ford on one wrist and Glow by J-Lo on the other would you Marion? Nae debates.
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A bleeping goldmine.And marauding rats & cooncil employees that don’t come immediately when you phone (about said marauding rats) at 3am, but arrive, instead, when yer oot & smash in yer letterboax! Leave it hingin’ aff its hingesIt’s a disgrace, what with him having built that flat fae the groon up, pie-ing FAHL RENT & addin’ thoosands in boujee, bespoke value (remember, whoever moves in after them will be moving in to a “goldmine”)
It’s a horrible day so he’s putting the clothes in the dryer ?!! 
emmm, Mariam, you dry your clothes inside on your clothes drying thingy
emmm, Mariam, you dry your clothes inside on your clothes drying thingy
Nowhere to put it though, that shower room is crammed, kitchen smells of cat tit.It’s a horrible day so he’s putting the clothes in the dryer ?!!
emmm, Mariam, you dry your clothes inside on your clothes drying thingy
He no longer has the floor space to accommodate itIt’s a horrible day so he’s putting the clothes in the dryer ?!!
emmm, Mariam, you dry your clothes inside on your clothes drying thingy
Doh @Frankensooze
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Did someone not say he hasn’t used the dyson hairdryer since he got it and today there he his blow drying his hair
He definitely doesn't read here, no debates ma lovelie.Did someone not say he hasn’t used the dyson hairdryer since he got it and today there he his blow drying his hair
Awaits bespoke Susan post from the Prince of shade.
Blow dried her 3 hairs to sit in the flat all day
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aye but it’s babeeee gurul Raynee’s boujie tit! Smells of the scent “flash bathroom” it’s just another layer of scent to tantalise the senses. So aye ma luvlie.Nowhere to put it though, that shower room is crammed, kitchen smells of cat tit.
Wtf have I watched this morning with those tiktoks 
What I don’t get is he makes them on TikTok but doesn’t save them to it? His last TikTok on the app was the one he done to Whitney Houston in May!Wtf have I watched this morning with those tiktoks
I’ve stopped watching his stories as much recently so haven’t really been following this thread even though it has me dying with laughter! Just looked at his story and the tat he buys... what a load of shite. Also... what is it with these Tom Ford, Chanel etc books that people have just laying about their front rooms? Am I missing something?
His hair surely must be dry by the time he gets out the shower and walks three paces to the bedroom, especially with all the latest bathroom obstacles he has to get around. Must add 5 minutes onto the journey.
because he'd get ribbed by the kids on there, they don't want to see someone cleaning their loo or putting on the wash blah blah
He'd cry nah debates
The rat tat flat really is a genuine assault course. Assault in more ways than one... on the senses too!
He’ll be signing up for Ninja Warrior in no time!
Is that the cereal dispensers lost their novelty value aswell now? They’ve been empty for days - even after the ‘big shoap’ 
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