He could have used it on he’s washing while he had it out!!Did someone not say he hasn’t used the dyson hairdryer since he got it and today there he his blow drying his hair
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All the tit crammed down the side of and sitting on top of the kitchen?!Nowhere to put it though, that shower room is crammed, kitchen smells of cat tit.
I think this is why he’s so discontent with the hoose (and life but that’s a wider issue) because it looks nothing like what he shows on insta. It’s crammed to the gunnels with cleaning stuff, random boujee items that he buys, “loves”, realises are shite and rams them away somewhere. He’s always searching for the next best thing that’s gonna be “game changing” and improve his life, when actually he needs to be grateful for what he has and content with it. No amount of “stuff”, (especially the stuff he buys
) will make you happy when you’re discontent with your lot in life 
It’s £6.50, I paid £6.75
Melvin, why must you make everything so confusing?
Melvin, why must you make everything so confusing?
Ffs, the state on those man bags! 
I honestly cackle away at this thread every day
I had a genuine moment over the shower scene. Thought that was going to get porny and we'd all get the PTSD feels -Postman traumatic stress disorder 
He wouldn't wear those scents. He would get the boujie dupe scents
PEO NAY - Fom Tord
CLUNGE - J Ol
He doesn’t go anywhere to necessitate a man bag other than The Range, B&M and Home Bargains where poor del pays for everything so he’s not even carrying his purse.
Why does he need a bum bag - don't men have pockets in their troousers, so aye
A pair of fanny bags for an absolute massive plush fanny...so aye
He's had bad stomach pain for days, but has eaten pizza and god knows what else, ffs!
More like clutch bags and there's a reason they were priced the way they were.
If you're bored (like me) and just speed tap thru his stories, it's literally spray, spray, spray, wax melt on, plug in on, spray. And that's just his living room. 
I'd be really interested to see the June credit and debit card statements cos he's really going for it with his spending at the mo.
It's way too early, but I'm offering Cleaning with Melvin #14 - Going for broke
It's way too early, but I'm offering Cleaning with Melvin #14 - Going for broke
Or...The bailiff kicked the door in
Loved his wee passive aggressive dig at Swan for not sending him a free set of pots.
Can’t wait to see what gastronomic delight he rustles up for Del, but we might need to wait till he recovers from his aff the scale, through the roof and dripping through the flairboards IBS
Can’t wait to see what gastronomic delight he rustles up for Del, but we might need to wait till he recovers from his aff the scale, through the roof and dripping through the flairboards IBS
His spending is thru the roof...much like his IBS...so aye
Even that woman who also says hello my lovelies is a Swan rep with just 27k followers.
So where’s he going wrong ma lovelies???
So where’s he going wrong ma lovelies???
I was totally creeped out at the shower scene - he was obviously naked filming thatI had a genuine moment over the shower scene. Thought that was going to get porny and we'd all get the PTSD feels -Postman traumatic stress disorder
I didnt watch the Story, just seen the pots and pans and thought Swan had #gifted them....ouch!
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