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He could have got pink pans lol
I had the fear. Bold and ill considered move filming that with the reflective surface of the shower cubicle! Could have been very un-super for all.I was totally creeped out at the shower scene - he was obviously naked filming that
So his lordship has just bought new pots and pans, ‘washed them’ which is fine yes. But is now filling the basin to wash a few plates..
I call bs on washing they new pots but that’s none of my business and so forth so aye. That’s all av goat tae tel yiz X
I call bs on washing they new pots but that’s none of my business and so forth so aye. That’s all av goat tae tel yiz X
Obviously he got bespoke pricing
I feel he may have a starring role in Cant Pay We’ll Take it Away soon!
I don't know this other account but if I were to hazard a guess, is she able to iriterate herself with words she hasn't invented, pronounce pretty ordinary words like cyclamen, not steal or encourage stealing of copyrights & trademarks and not given to insta huffs
?It's a mystery right enough.
That'll be him on a buzz now that Hinch has mentioned him and his piss mats on her stories
I also wonder why he didn’t order from swan themselves and use LMM discount. Oh aye, that was a whole other story he’s not telling us in 50 storiesIsn’t it strange how a lot of the bits he buys the other instas have been previously gifted? Like those pans were flogged out months ago? I wonder why he didn’t get gifted them
Why is he thanking currys for the pans? Was he gifted them and in that case its an undeclared AD /GIFTED so isnt following the rules or ....... is he trying to make people think that he is some how working with currys as hes soooooo insta famous? Do we need to thank a shop on insta everytime we but something, thanks asda for my loaf of bread i got today i mean surely paying them is thanks enough 
He hinted and hinted at swan and tagged them in stories when everyone else was being gifted themIsn’t it strange how a lot of the bits he buys the other instas have been previously gifted? Like those pans were flogged out months ago? I wonder why he didn’t get gifted them
And he got nothing
must have just gave up and bought them himself seeing as everyone has them and he canny see shite going by himHe even has the swan dishdrainer that they’ve all been flogging did I miss it and he got gifted one or has he brought that to?I also wonder why he didn’t order from swan themselves and use LMM discount. Oh aye, that was a whole other story he’s not telling us in 50 stories
Probably already been mentioned but he sprayed his kitchen worktops and the spray went all over the cats bowl on the floor, he then sprayed his sink in the bathroom with something and didn't move his toothbrush holder so sprayed his toothbrush. He fabreezed the sofa then sprayed tit loads of air freshener around his tiny living room. Mario there's no need
He did say that didn’t heAnd marauding rats & cooncil employees that don’t come immediately when you phone (about said marauding rats) at 3am, but arrive, instead, when yer oot & smash in yer letterboax! Leave it hingin’ aff its hingesIt’s a disgrace, what with him having built that flat fae the groon up, pie-ing FAHL RENT & addin’ thoosands in boujee, bespoke value (remember, whoever moves in after them will be moving in to a “goldmine”)
Love itBlow dried her 3 hairs to sit in the flat all day
So funny, now all we need is him straightening his 3 hairsBlow dried her 3 hairs to sit in the flat all day
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The amount of washing up liquid (method no less!) he put into the sink for approximately 2 plates was ridiculous! Less is more, Margo. Not that he’d know anything about that.
Tacky as hell to leave yer loo lid up, Mirren; that's the tit and pee going all over your toothbrushes. Nae wunner he's goat eye-bee-esssLovely bespoke boujee pish catcher
He’s getting on my tits today sharing all his old granny followers listening to The Space Ghettos. Anyone would think he’d bleeping founded them
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