Am i the only one who is seriously offended by the handles on the wrapped cupboard doors ..none of the match up ...they are just like his old teeth ...all over the bloody place !!!!!
The words Marty and shrivelled Up in the one sentence gives Me the fearFor the love of god put some feckin marigolds on when using chemicals, Jesus Christ it makes my hands shrivel up watching him use ammonia without them!
Sounds like a band to meThe words Marty and shrivelled Up in the one sentence gives Me the fear
I thought that was a pregnancy test in front of those hideous tacky flowersSounds like a band to me
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Melvin has a specially labelled zoflora box with no zoflora in it cos the zoflora is living in a different box on the shelf below not specially labelled zoflora. Everyone clear? Super!I thought TikTok was for teenagers? not for a grown man filming how to clean their hoose
Why does he say my pans etc, he lives with someone - plonkhead
Marion said he was decluttering - don't think so lol
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Thieving bastards!Sounds like a band to me
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Spray him with some zoflo Derek. Go onThat new tracksuit looks awfully flammable to me.
Derek, you bad boy!
He didn’t keep it on for family bingo nightThat new tracksuit looks awfully flammable to me.
Derek, you bad boy!
Grab Rayn, drop a match, Run! #freederekSpray him with some zoflo Derek. Go on
If you look at her stories that yin’s got a right attitude problem.Sounds like a band to me
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Don’t you know he has super highly sensitive skin!For the love of god put some feckin marigolds on when using chemicals, Jesus Christ it makes my hands shrivel up watching him use ammonia without them!
Me too! What is it?I
I thought that was a pregnancy test in front of those hideous tacky flowers
Looks like a bit of a jobby on his finger."And Clutter" Ha. What's betting he read the thread title if and it sent him in a tizzy! bet he's like Hyacinth Bucket! Can't stand the thought of people thinking his (Derek's) flat is anything but perfect . He should be thanking Tattler's for pointing out what a hot, cluttered mess his kitchen and home was. Unlike those kiss arses who tell him everything is jus stunnin
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I thought it was a pregnancy test too and I ought to have known better since I have a similar one of these in black and whiteMe too! What is it?
When I saw the word "Run" I thought of Rayn speeding out like those TikTok videos, all dramatic thinking "I'm free, ya bastards"Grab Rayn, drop a match, Run! #freederek
What's he doing with hisHe didn’t keep it on for family bingo nightmaybe the static build up was playing havoc with the wifi
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