Cleaning with Mario #13 He can't believe it's not clutter

[Doodlebug71]

Mornin ma luvlees am back fae tattle jail...where is our mafia leader this morning we need some fodder from his boujee borrower hoose...so aye

He has arrived luvlees ...high tea for 2 ...wae sangwiches and criss...so aye

 

[MrsBeardy]

Wtf is that high tea all about? For someone that doesn’t really eat he’s giving it a good go today!

 

[Wheretonext]

Is it just me or does that load of sandwiches look like leftovers??

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Wtf is that high tea all about? For someone that doesn’t really eat he’s giving it a good go today!

I'd love an afternoon tea and wouldn't bloody share any of it!

Mornin ma luvlees am back fae tattle jail...where is our mafia leader this morning we need some fodder from his boujee borrower hoose...so aye

He has arrived luvlees ...high tea for 2 ...wae sangwiches and criss...so aye

Welcome back, ma lovelie.... I hope the jail was boujee enough and somewhat bespoke, so aye....

 

[MrsBeardy]

I'd love an afternoon tea and wouldn't bloody share any of it!

I know, what I’d give for an empire biscuit just now... I’m with you, nobody else would get a look in. Mrs Beardy doesn’t share food

 

[BoujeeBabe]

I know, what I’d give for an empire biscuit just now... I’m with you, nobody else would get a look in. Mrs Beardy doesn’t share food

Haha, I'm with you there! I love everything in an afternoon tea, but I'm a bread addict, so love the sandwiches! Bread is my biggest weakness, that's why I need to limit myself!

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

He has arrived luvlees ...high tea for 2 ...wae sangwiches and criss...so aye

I was just coming on to say the same

It’s a no from me,the wraps look ok, but everything else looks a bit stale.

 

[Anti-influencer]

He should really start tagging Derek in his stories with #gifted since his kindness basically gives Moira all his content it’s ridiculous. Poor Derek, all that money spent and the most he’s had in return is a multipack of creme eggs.

 

[mammaof3]

His spelling is atrocious

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

See when you've bought and paid for something, is it normal to give effusive thanks in the same manner as when you've received a gift?

The thanks surely should go to Dezza for shelling out on Melvin yet again not the supplier that's provided the service you procured?

 

[Doodlebug71]

I'd love an afternoon tea and wouldn't bloody share any of it!


Welcome back, ma lovelie.... I hope the jail was boujee enough and somewhat bespoke, so aye....

Naw it bleeping wisnae, I had to watch all you trolls thru the bespoke windae, and kept trying to like posts ...so aye

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

I can't take monzo seriously anymore after he storied yesterday that he 'reached out' to Danielle when he needed a new bed. Please make him stop

Oh and 'high' tea aye? Bet oor dezza enjoyed that didn't he aye? Nae debates plz.

Oh and whilst I am here monzo. Nobody wondered why you were quiet this morning. Like why would having a bit of food delivered to your door require you to be quiet all morning you absolute walloping bellllllllend.

 

[Bestlife@60]

How lovely is Derek. He’s kind, thoughtful and generous. You never see Marion do anything nice for him. crappy knob just minces about like he’s on The real hoousewives of Glasgy

 

[mammaof3]

How lovely is Derek. He’s kind, thoughtful and generous. You never see Marion do anything nice for him. crappy knob just minces about like he’s on The real hoousewives of Glasgy

Aye it does seem a lot of give and take in that hoosehold

Dezza gives and Marion takes

A lot

Selfish w@nk@r




He needs an extra veneer to finish his big gob

 

[other things online]

Easily the funniest thread.

I had that spice girls t-shirt when I was 10.
I’m 32.

 

[MrsBeardy]

What’s with the sample jars on top of the cake stand?

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

What’s with the sample jars on top of the cake stand?

It's a donation to the sperm bank. Derek has to raise extra cash to pay for Melvin's treats somehow

 

[Frankensooze]

It's a donation to the sperm bank. Derek has to raise extra cash to pay for Melvin's treats somehow

Don't tell @KikiniBamalam she'll be in a frenzy.

 

[shadyessex33]

Where’s all the afternoon tea stuff gone? I can’t see it on her stories!?

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Where’s all the afternoon tea stuff gone? I can’t see it on her stories!?

He ate it and the story? That’s weird.

nearly as weird as stating ‘pots of tea still on the go LOL’

Is drinking tea hilarious? Have I been doing it wrong, thinking it was a way to relax and rehydrate my body, when it actual fact it’s a comedy ‘staple’