Where is this Twitter ?View attachment 151479”we don’t have army’s in my world we have lovelies”
First of all mario, it’s armies. Secondly, you dubbed them your mafia... so you’re talking shite, a rose by any other name would smell just as sweet. Thirdly, is this a dig at hinch
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Ah I can't cope with anymore SM. I thought tik tok was for weans
That fecking head tilt is capable of making me forget I'm a laydeeView attachment 151479”we don’t have army’s in my world we have lovelies”
First of all mario, it’s armies. Secondly, you dubbed them your mafia... so you’re talking shite, a rose by any other name would smell just as sweet. Thirdly, is this a dig at hinch
He needs an army to enforce his rules though, like NAE DEBATES MA LOVELIES. Generalissimo Mario our leader.View attachment 151479”we don’t have army’s in my world we have lovelies”
First of all mario, it’s armies. Secondly, you dubbed them your mafia... so you’re talking shite, a rose by any other name would smell just as sweet. Thirdly, is this a dig at hinch
It is. Any mid thirties person on it needs their hard drive looking at.
#shade #yesyou
So mah luvlies! Looks like oor marions havin a de clutterin day the day in his bespoke flat ! He’d be as well puttin the full lot in the bin. So aye mah luvlies just incase anybodys missin him the day 
He’s guna be very busy decluttering that bespoke booujie midden 
He's going to be missing for weeks if he's getting rid of all his junk. Maybe he"ll throw his self in the bin too.
It's okay, ma lovelie.
Just get Derek to take over your page with his nae snake hips TikTok dancing! 
MiddenHe’s guna be very busy decluttering that bespoke booujie midden
- a timeless classicHe's a dirty wee mock (mawk?) was another mum-ism. Still no idea what that means?
And God love her wee cotton socks, but she'd probably have described Melvin's kitchen cupboard as a glory hole
. This DID NOT mean what it does today. It just used to describe an area/room/cupboard that resembled a dumping ground.Circa late 70's Kaydeelaydee junior would come in from playing outside in the fields around our home and be rebuked thus:
You're getting bathed tonight you dirty wee mock and then you can tidy that glory hole you call a bedroom
Fookin hell Marion, SS and Grinch are all on a phone day off today
Are they meeting up for a brew
Are they meeting up for a brew
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I wonder will the cereal dispensers survive the declutter?
I reckon he’s had them on Facebook marketplace and the local Boujee B&B have snapped them up
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My mum used to say c'mere you , yer mockit get in the bath lolMidden
He's a dirty wee mock (mawk?) was another mum-ism. Still no idea what that means?
And God love her wee cotton socks, but she'd probably have described Melvin's kitchen cupboard as a glory hole
Circa late 70's Kaydeelaydee junior would come in from playing outside in the fields around our home and be rebuked thus:
You're getting bathed tonight you dirty wee mock and then you can tidy that glory hole you call a bedroom
Hello ma lovelies how are we awww? Was just wondering if any one else noticed what happened to Marion’s nightly stories.... him couped up in bed and deek sitting squashed(stoned) beside him 
anyways was just a thought coz it seems like our patron saint of small businesses is hardly ever oan the gram now. Wee prick is just giving us tiny snippets so aye....
anyways was just a thought coz it seems like our patron saint of small businesses is hardly ever oan the gram now. Wee prick is just giving us tiny snippets so aye....
"And Clutter" Ha. What's betting he read the thread title if and it sent him in a tizzy! bet he's like Hyacinth Bucket! Can't stand the thought of people thinking his (Derek's) flat is anything but perfect . He should be thanking Tattler's for pointing out what a hot, cluttered mess his kitchen and home was. Unlike those kiss arses who tell him everything is jus stunnin
I am guessing he will be going back to work in a couple of weeks, so his ‘decluttering’ is probably him trying to hide all the crap he has been buying since he entered lockdown because soon Derek will be home without him around and it will all come to light.
Roll up Roll up
King Marion is cleaning out his flat and getting rid of his tat
Form an orderly queue, prices are decent
King Marion is cleaning out his flat and getting rid of his tat
Form an orderly queue, prices are decent
Thought he had a mafiaView attachment 151479”we don’t have army’s in my world we have lovelies”
First of all mario, it’s armies. Secondly, you dubbed them your mafia... so you’re talking shite, a rose by any other name would smell just as sweet. Thirdly, is this a dig at hinch
headHe's teasing us with snippets, the wee shite!Hello ma lovelies how are we awww? Was just wondering if any one else noticed what happened to Marion’s nightly stories.... him couped up in bed and deek sitting squashed(stoned) beside him
I actually miss his non-bathroom cleaning Stories and general ramblings and tit-chat because I not-so-secretly have a fondness for Mazza, so aye.... 
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