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Batman has a bat cave ...marjorie has a tat cave ...so aye
Rayn looks like she's plotting his murderrrr! 
If āStop dousing my morning kibbles in Fabulosa you bell endā had a face... 
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Wow. Those are some daggers she hates him
Lol why is this how I picture it when the camera is not rolling
she hates him
Lol why is this how I picture it when the camera is not rolling
Thought there was a drunk slouched in the show chair, what is it? A coat?
Probably another pure boujee bespoke throw. Iāve never know one occasional chair to have so many accessories on it! What even is that massive white knot he has on it?!
also why has he got a dressing table in his living room? Thereās one in the bedroom isnāt there? Iām so confused
Hahaha who looks round their gaff and goes 'Y'know what would set this off..... a MASSIVE WHITE KNOT'
He has a bathroom cabinet and a bathmat in there too whilst his doorknob is on the back of a chair in his bedroom. His whole flat is a furniture orgy!
Itās like Hinch where every bleeping lunch she cooks is the kids FAVEIs it me or is everything his āabsolute faveā Iāve never even seen him use that dettol foam before?
It's probably a hairball Rayn threw up that got coated in chemicals and the other filth he neglects to clean from around the edges of the room. One day it rolled into the middle of the floor and he has so much shite he just thought it was another of his boojie trinkets and added it to the chair.
Actually thinking about it, where do they keep their coats? There is no room in the tiny hall is there?
I have always thought that knot thing was a door stop, what it is doing on the show chair I have no idea.
I have always thought that knot thing was a door stop, what it is doing on the show chair I have no idea.
I laughed so much at this!āDerek loves the Simple rangeā
Couldnt believe it when he said it. What a wee shame, poor Derek! I feel heās deliberately making him use that skincare as a sly dig. Poor guy. I hope heās feeling better today.Ahh yes Disney plus. Remember when he ruined the ending of Toy Story 4 for the ones who hadnāt seen it? (I hadnāt yet and it pissed me off quite frankly) because in stead of recording his face whilst he spoke for what was literally 15 minutes he recorded the tv.
Correction: Aw areas ove his life, except his personal life ācause heās a very private person. Oh, and noā his faimly either ācause theyāre aw very private people. But everyhin else, and so forth, so aye...Itās not just cleaning with Mario now. Itās āall areas of his lifeā
If this is the case, then how did I know Deek took to his bed yesterday because he had rampant diarrhoea?
He also has a bespoke bathroom cabinet in there
Everythingās āstunningā or beautifulā..you know he reminds me Alec Baldwin in Friends when he went out with Phoebe and he thought everything was āamazing.ā When she broke up With him she said ādonāt let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on the way outā
Imagine if Through the Keyhole was still running - Lloyd Grossman would have a bleeping field day with all that clutter and furniture!Correction: Aw areas ove his life, except his personal life ācause heās a very private person. Oh, and noā his faimly either ācause theyāre aw very private people. But everyhin else, and so forth, so aye...
If this is the case, then how did I know Deek took to his bed yesterday because he had rampant diarrhoea?
He also has a bespoke bathroom cabinet in there
You would not want to be drunk in Martinās bathroom. Can you imagine crashing about in there after a few too many?! The entire place would collapse in on itself like an avalanche! So many things crammed in.
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