Sitting here snorting laughing at the endless stream of shite Marion has purchased in lockdown. All complete and utter tack too.
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It reads like a catalogue for wish.com
I'd resisted trying to tot up how much money he's splattered doon the lavvy since his furlough began, but here's a few guesstimate equivalents
2 months rent, cooncil tax and lecky
A decent short European break for 2 (when normality resumes)
A genuine pair of Gucci trainers and shades
Suit/Kilt hire and fees for a registry office wedding
High end season ticket for the Rangers for Dezza
1500 cream eggs
He's got a problem and if he was mine (shudder) he'd be getting 20 quid a week pocket money
This is probably boring now but I'm morbidly fascinated and on a Melvin purge:
Electric fan, toilet roll holder, shot glasses, hi ball tumblers, several bottles of gin (odd for a non drinker
) squint labels that were then reordered for the redundant cereal dispenser, labels for his herb jars, baby shark for his blister and her name carving in mdf, cat bowls (now broken).I've done a mental walk round of my local Home Bargains and for the love of all deities, WTAF is left to buy?
Okay...........I'm annoying myself now. No further comment til I've seen this latest haul.
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And of course the most pointless purchase I think anyone has ever made. The Dyson hairdryerI'd resisted trying to tot up how much money he's splattered doon the lavvy since his furlough began, but here's a few guesstimate equivalents
2 months rent, cooncil tax and lecky
A decent short European break for 2 (when normality resumes)
A genuine pair of Gucci trainers and shades
Suit/Kilt hire and fees for a registry office wedding
High end season ticket for the Rangers for Dezza
1500 cream eggs
He's got a problem and if he was mine (shudder) he'd be getting 20 quid a week pocket money
This is probably boring now but I'm morbidly fascinated and on a Melvin purge:
Electric fan, toilet roll holder, shot glasses, hi ball tumblers, several bottles of gin (odd for a non drinker
I've done a mental walk round of my local Home Bargains and for the love of all deities, WTAF is left to buy?
Okay...........I'm annoying myself now. No further comment til I've seen this latest haul.
Also those horrid suitcase box things that sit on the plush pouffe next to the fireplace! He got those from Morrison’s and a set for his sister 
He’s quiet this morning
I went off Dezza for about 60 seconds over that stupid purchase and then I righted myself cos its not okay to blame a victim. I cleaned my grill pan as an act of penitance for that lapse of compassion.
Poor cat. Her bowls just got their daily coating of Fabulosa mist off the kitchen sides 
Jaysus, when you see it written down that is some scary amount of shite.
I haven't heard much aboot that wuman up the barras, the wan that gifted him the knocker chair and the monstrosity of a mirror. Has he stopped being the savoir of small businesses since he became buddies with the Hinch.
Cereal dispensers are back, pride of place on the kitchen worktop. Think someone reads here, nae debates ma lovelies
Just about to say, he literally moves nothing but sprays over literally everything!Poor cat. Her bowls just got their daily coating of Fabulosa mist off the kitchen sides
Having cleaning products zoom into my face and then another zoom back out again on videos is getting right on my tits.
Didn’t he ‘treat himself’ to some awful trainers as well?
and a cushion cover that he has just mentioned on his stories
editing to add - between the 2 of them that rent is so cheap. Even on shop assistant wages they should be able to save loads towards the dream hoose. As usual with Melvin it’s all superficial and there’s no depth. He has zero impulse control
and a cushion cover that he has just mentioned on his stories
editing to add - between the 2 of them that rent is so cheap. Even on shop assistant wages they should be able to save loads towards the dream hoose. As usual with Melvin it’s all superficial and there’s no depth. He has zero impulse control
What DA duck is a waaah-ffle?
More "bargains" before the HB haul reveal - just saying. Interesting how he talks about savings made whilst completely ignoring the spending bit
More "bargains" before the HB haul reveal - just saying. Interesting how he talks about savings made whilst completely ignoring the spending bit
waaah-ffle is what comes out his mooth !!!!
That’s what I came here to say. It’s “wo-ffle” not “waaaaah-flle” maurino. And the constant in andout of a shaky cleaning product. STAAAAHP!!!!!
He doesnae mind waiting for meer cushion covers as it's a steal and he's saved an absolute.
£8 each instead of £20? So he's literally saved £24 and he's banging on like he's Mr money-saving expert!
We could've save ye way meer Mazda luv, just read the last few pages on here. So aye.
£8 each instead of £20? So he's literally saved £24 and he's banging on like he's Mr money-saving expert!
We could've save ye way meer Mazda luv, just read the last few pages on here. So aye.
His fake, market knock-off Slazenger boxersSo I see the wee scrote has a mention in the local paper for asking his followers to donate to his friends fund? He will be jizzin in his Slazenger boxers over this
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