He said waaaaaaffle for the cushion covers then said waffle completely normally when talking about his bedding. What is wrong with him?
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His cushion covers are waaaaaaffle AND in the colour....*pause for dramatic effect*... WHITE. Therefore they are bespoke dahlink
I haven't the strength for another list that long!
I'm new to mario my luvlies, seriously is this his real voice?
I watched his stories there and he’s such a superficial “cleaner”. Sprays and wipes obvious surfaces but he never really CLEANS or gets into the corner of anything. It should be called “wiping with Mario”.
De yiz aw like ma new wah-ffle cooshinz, ma lovelies? 
And, in a step down from the high end, bespoke shite he buys for himself, he generously splashed out on some high street beauty products for Deek. “Derek loves the Simple range” Dead 
And, in a step down from the high end, bespoke shite he buys for himself, he generously splashed out on some high street beauty products for Deek. “Derek loves the Simple range” Dead Watching him steam his kitchen floor gave me the rage, he stopped about 5cm from the edge. Every.Single.Time. I think I need to go outside for a bit and calm down.
Two awful pairs of trainers, ma lovelie!Didn’t he ‘treat himself’ to some awful trainers as well?
and a cushion cover that he has just mentioned on his stories
editing to add - between the 2 of them that rent is so cheap. Even on shop assistant wages they should be able to save loads towards the dream hoose. As usual with Melvin it’s all superficial and there’s no depth. He has zero impulse control
I find 10 minutes of Dean Schneider with his wild extended family makes things a lot better
I don't believe that was everything Melvin bought yesterday.
So Mario has all the best skin care and even a fridge to keep it all in and poor Derek gets the cheap stuff “Derek loves the Simple range” xx
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It’s not just cleaning with Mario now. It’s “all areas of his life”
He’s so pretentious!I vote this for the next thread title
If you look at Deek's side of the bed there's a half litre bottle of Zerobase emollient which is a tenner!So Mario has all the best skin care and even a fridge to keep it all in and poor Derek gets the cheap stuff “Derek loves the Simple range”
So Deek probably has real eczema and uses this and Simple products. Cool.
Then there's Melvio... who has a boujee bespoke exzeemah and uses 400 products a day and can only look at one washing powder and so forth so aye.
Poor Deek can't even have a basic skin condition of his own never mind creme eggs
To say he has IBS he eats a lot of spicy crap
sewer cream instead of sour cream. 
that's about right though
that's about right though
Jesus Christ I’ve got a migraine from Just looking at the amount of tit he’s sprayed In his bleeping shoebox
His cleaning methods are bizarre, as you say. He barely wipes the work tops but uses his handheld Shark to clean under his sofa cushions daily. Do you think that hideous nylon suite maybe attracts crumbs?
He does it when he hoovers too! I wanna stab the prick!!!
Not all Derek likes simple is it!!!De yiz aw like ma new wah-ffle cooshinz, ma lovelies?
Threat title
Waaahhhfling with Marion
Waaahhhfling with Marion
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