Cleaning with Mario #113 Christmas time, mistletoe and WHINE

[twilightgarden]

‘Long walks’ he’s such a fanny. A ten minute walk around the block before you shart yer leggings Marion is not a long walk. Try exploring Scotland, hike up some hills. Oh wait, you cannae get there on the McGills. If you weren’t so self centred and selfish Deek could be driving by now.

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

You simply reek of wealth ma lovelie , nae debates

Think you mean #stinkofwealth

 

[Madge2022]

Clutching ma beak, it's a McGill's bus anaw

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Think you mean #stinkofwealth

@IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow get tae ken, it's #smellthewealth and #stinksoafcrissmas #capeesh

 

[Shrekssister]

I hope he does start going walks and doing scottish declan type content where he sets his phone up to walk past then go back and get ut

 

[Madge2022]

I hope he does start going walks and doing scottish declan type content where he sets his phone up to walk past then go back and get ut

Good luck leaving a phone for five seconds in Beirut

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Clutching ma beak, it's a McGill's bus anaw
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@IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow get tae ken, it's #smellthewealth and #stinksoafcrissmas #capeesh

Btw the way hen I just decided to make up my own, ma page ma rules, troll me again I’ll you be #blocked Mr Isa controls ma page so I’ll not get to see it again.
I’m Isa IDNTGTKIK IK capeesh! Never message me again!
Tons of love Isa

 

[YR80]

He uses speech marks like Joey from Friends does.

 

[Ratgrrl]

I can’t put into words how hideous Ugg boots on a man are. I mean I know Marion is nae a real man, but come on now. New heights of ridiculous stupidity have been reached today hens

I've actually never ever in my life seen a man wearing Uggs. Its just not a thing. Why does he have to be so ridiculous.
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Right I've caught up.
My hubby is the same age as Mario. My fanny would turn inside out and my clit would fall off if my hubby:
Wore Uggs
Liked wax melts
Wore perfume
Wished for snow
Wore leggings
Wore Chelsea boots
Liked Whitney Houston/Mariah Carey/Girls Aloud

 

[DeloresBawbag]

He uses speech marks like Joey from Friends does.

Do you think he thinks they’re like brackets? Or maybe he doesn’t know about brackets?

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

I've actually never ever in my life seen a man wearing Uggs. Its just not a thing. Why does he have to be so ridiculous.
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Right I've caught up.
My hubby is the same age as Mario. My fanny would turn inside out and my clit would fall off if my hubby:
Wore Uggs
Liked wax melts
Wore perfume
Wished for snow
Wore leggings
Wore Chelsea boots
Liked Whitney Houston/Mariah Carey/Girls Aloud

I’ve just googled “Men wearing Uggs” and there is a smattering of Hollywood and model types that can just about pull it off. But Mario is about as opposite as you can get! And not a single photo showed a bloke paring his uggs with a pair of lavender leggings and a woodlouse coat.

 

[CrapEars]

Woodlouse coat never fails to make me laugh. Whoever first thought of that deserves some kind of award. It’s so perfectly descriptive.

 

[Daisy Uncle]

Weren't Uggs a thing years ago, but ended up being worn by ladies with their pjs on to do school run/asda, slag wellies???




I've got a pair of the fake Tesco slipper boot type ones. In the house only also etc, and fake crocs for the garden only also as well.


shut up

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

Fun fact. Uggs were originally made for surfers to wear after they get out of the water to keep their ankles warm and stop their muscles from seizing up. So they're made for being on hot beaches in Australia, not slogging around damp UK winters. It always gives me the ick when I see people shuffling about in soggy old Uggs that have lot their shape and soaking up water like a sponge. Just not a good look.

 

[youare1]

Fun fact. Uggs were originally made for surfers to wear after they get out of the water to keep their ankles warm and stop their muscles from seizing up. So they're made for being on hot beaches in Australia, not slogging around damp UK winters. It always gives me the ick when I see people shuffling about in soggy old Uggs that have lot their shape and soaking up water like a sponge. Just not a good look.

Oh the mushy ugg look, these boots were one trend I just didn't get.

 

[mammaof3]

What had his discount code name change got to do with his lovelies missing his story's - na ma quote.

He really is as thick as pig poo.

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

What had his discount code name change got to do with his lovelies missing his story's - na ma quote.

He really is as thick as pig poo.

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Can merchants track how often a discount code is being used? Wouldn't surprise me if barely anyone has used his code and he's blaming it on the algorithm rather than total lack of interest.

 

[AllieBee]

Fun fact. Uggs were originally made for surfers to wear after they get out of the water to keep their ankles warm and stop their muscles from seizing up. So they're made for being on hot beaches in Australia, not slogging around damp UK winters. It always gives me the ick when I see people shuffling about in soggy old Uggs that have lot their shape and soaking up water like a sponge. Just not a good look.

And I really hate the ones who wear them and they don't walk properly so they all collapse on one side. Ugg boots are ugly, and that's fact. Also.

 

[Ferguson]

What had his discount code name change got to do with his lovelies missing his story's - na ma quote.

He really is as thick as pig poo.

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Mar1010 or is it Marioio.
bespoke & boujee.
New York in America also x

 

[Joo92]

Why has he suddenly renamed Ava May as Ava Mayfair?! Bloody donkey

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Why has he suddenly renamed Ava May as Ava Mayfair?! Bloody donkey

It’s Hannah’s ex-boyfriend’s side-brand to Ava May. Not entirely sure what the difference is, but she “launched” it a few months back. Think something about fair trade ingredients.