His brother’s tree is bogging. Also.
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Her tree definitely doesn’t look professional.
Hmm let’s look at the evidence. Mario is quite happy in his little bed sit with his crippling debt and spending problem. He only works two hours a day and never stops complaining about it. Never goes anywhere and never does anything. Has barely any friends off That App. Has like one holiday in ten years that Deek is paying for. Has awful style, a cat that hates him and he can’t drive.
I live in a 3 bedroom house with a front and back door and a garden. I have a wonderful 40hr a week job that I love because I have a great team and get to work from home. My husband and I go on at least two holidays
abroad every year. I go to the pub with friends every week, go to the cinema, theatre, concerts, brunches and cultural days out in London on the regular. I’m moving to that place abroad early next year with my husband and I can drive.
Mario. We are NOT the same
I live in a 3 bedroom house with a front and back door and a garden. I have a wonderful 40hr a week job that I love because I have a great team and get to work from home. My husband and I go on at least two holidays
abroad every year. I go to the pub with friends every week, go to the cinema, theatre, concerts, brunches and cultural days out in London on the regular. I’m moving to that place abroad early next year with my husband and I can drive. Mario. We are NOT the same
Hay Tuesday #moapkick #wemove
Ah'm absolutely affronted tae be asking this, but ur soda streams any good?
Since covid I started getting kids a joint present and wasn't doing it this year, but apparently that's their favourite gift.
They've got popcorn maker, slushy machine, waffle maker so struggling this year. Soda stream ur half price the noo.
Ah store them aw under ma 'Madge' bed #nofactual
Ah'd huv asked Beak but his DMs ur aff.
Next ah will be getting cosy at 6pm, also.
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Ah'm absolutely affronted tae be asking this, but ur soda streams any good?
Since covid I started getting kids a joint present and wasn't doing it this year, but apparently that's their favourite gift.
They've got popcorn maker, slushy machine, waffle maker so struggling this year. Soda stream ur half price the noo.
Ah store them aw under ma 'Madge' bed #nofactual
Ah'd huv asked Beak but his DMs ur aff.
Next ah will be getting cosy at 6pm, also.
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Why’s he commenting on everyone’s trees. I can assure you nobody thinks of Mario as the first thing that pops into their head when thinking about Christmas trees. He’s probably the least Christmassy person on the gram.. whacking up a huge fire hazard every October and taking 150 reels of it doesn’t make you king of Christmas 
. I don’t even like Christmas and I’ve done more activities than him and I don’t have a free weekend now til the new year 
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Ma lovelei they are good. If you do get one then I’d suggest getting a spare refill gas so you can still use it whilst refillingHay Tuesday #moapkick #wemove
Ah'm absolutely affronted tae be asking this, but ur soda streams any good?
Since covid I started getting kids a joint present and wasn't doing it this year, but apparently that's their favourite gift.
I forgot he bought a soda streamWhy’s he commenting on everyone’s trees. I can assure you nobody thinks of Mario as the first thing that pops into their head when thinking about Christmas trees. He’s probably the least Christmassy person on the gram.. whacking up a huge fire hazard every October and taking 150 reels of it doesn’t make you king of Christmas
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Ma lovelei they are good. If you do get one then I’d suggest getting a spare refill gas so you can still use it whilst refilling
So “Soph has done him proud” He really does think he’s the king of Christmas doesn’t he. Deluded head
King of Christmas it becomes funnier the closer actual Christmas comes as he’s done nothing out of the ordinary. Visited the Christmas market and put a tree up, wow blow me down backwards he is sure the absolute king of Christmas. I seen a programme on channel 5 about festive families at Christmas, they were clearly genuinely wealthy, one family were settled travellers in Essex and the mums set up was insane, like nothing I’ve seen before.
it becomes funnier the closer actual Christmas comes as he’s done nothing out of the ordinary. Visited the Christmas market and put a tree up, wow blow me down backwards he is sure the absolute king of Christmas. I seen a programme on channel 5 about festive families at Christmas, they were clearly genuinely wealthy, one family were settled travellers in Essex and the mums set up was insane, like nothing I’ve seen before.
I cant wait to see the garlands Martin has placed on his balcony and stairsMrs Hinch has done him proud. Eh? Did he tell her exactly how to decorate it or something? DeLuDeD
not to mention his DMs telling his Soph how to decorate her tree 
He’s bought a weans blanket. I’m done.
No, no, no feckin no!. This man child has gone too far now. Throws are one thing, but this quilted Grinch one is too much for a man in his 40s.
I really thought he was going to say he bought his niece it for Christmas. Now all l see is him wrapped in it. Ffs Mario
I really thought he was going to say he bought his niece it for Christmas. Now all l see is him wrapped in it. Ffs Mario
Thanks hen, ah'm affronted fur youse tae huving the same as St Martin, next youse will be boiling stovies. Spine brightWhy’s he commenting on everyone’s trees. I can assure you nobody thinks of Mario as the first thing that pops into their head when thinking about Christmas trees. He’s probably the least Christmassy person on the gram.. whacking up a huge fire hazard every October and taking 150 reels of it doesn’t make you king of Christmas
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Ma lovelei they are good. If you do get one then I’d suggest getting a spare refill gas so you can still use it whilst refilling
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Wull be buying a cot bed tae go wi his blanketNo, no, no feckin no!. This man child has gone too far now. Throws are one thing, but this quilted Grinch one is too much for a man in his 40s.
I really thought he was going to say he bought his niece it for Christmas. Now all l see is him wrapped in it. Ffs Mario
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Check his hard drive.
They may send you their pictures to see, but did they say you could still post them regardless of not tagging them?!. If not you're a dick!.
Ah think they’re shite hen but ma passions are no ya wains passions! Capeesh alsoHay Tuesday #moapkick #wemove
Ah'm absolutely affronted tae be asking this, but ur soda streams any good?
Since covid I started getting kids a joint present and wasn't doing it this year, but apparently that's their favourite gift.
They've got popcorn maker, slushy machine, waffle maker so struggling this year. Soda stream ur half price the noo.
Ah store them aw under ma 'Madge' bed #nofactual
Ah'd huv asked Beak but his DMs ur aff.
Next ah will be getting cosy at 6pm, also.
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RIP me after seeing that Grinch blanket 
That is the creepiest fecking thing I have ever seen.
Last night's 'AHM FINEEE' rant.. There isn't anything wrong with wanting to stay at home and avoid social events. Some people are just wired that way and it's okay. The problem with Beaky is that he is a bitter, jealous, wee greeting faced witch. He can pretend he's fineee as much as he wants but I honestly think he is a deeply unhappy person. The constant spending, seeking validation from strangers and bi-weekly dots of doom give it away.
That is the creepiest fecking thing I have ever seen.
Last night's 'AHM FINEEE' rant.. There isn't anything wrong with wanting to stay at home and avoid social events. Some people are just wired that way and it's okay. The problem with Beaky is that he is a bitter, jealous, wee greeting faced witch. He can pretend he's fineee as much as he wants but I honestly think he is a deeply unhappy person. The constant spending, seeking validation from strangers and bi-weekly dots of doom give it away.
Christ on a cabbage. Big shout out to Cat, for providing the bumming fort with a wee baby quilt. It's aboot tae get covered in Marion's bum gravy and vaginal joose the noo. He's lost the plot, Seedhills Saville needs to be castrated also.
That's a child's blanket, surely!?! It looks about the same size as my little one's toddler bed duvet!No, no, no feckin no!. This man child has gone too far now. Throws are one thing, but this quilted Grinch one is too much for a man in his 40s.
I really thought he was going to say he bought his niece it for Christmas. Now all l see is him wrapped in it. Ffs Mario
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Has that Andy boy he fancies got his tree up yet? Canna mind his actual name. If no, I bet his will be better and that'll be oor mas in a comma for the weekend
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