The spare one (pillow) is to gag Deek with when Macaroni is rubbing his wee boaby against him
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Actually it’s celery & the leaves that give it flavour not turnip ya massive turnipWhen did he start browning mince, he said he always boiled it?
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This came up oan Facebook, it's trolling me.
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Factual
Half a turnip “optional”
Thread title!Half a turnip “optional”
I can just see it now....forget wax melts - this fucker will bringing out his own cookbook the way he is going!.
I mean, im gonna sleep well tonight after the mince revalation!
. Someone needs to have a word with him.
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I mean, im gonna sleep well tonight after the mince revalation!
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Half a turnip optional. IYKYKHalf a turnip “optional”
Martin has the IQ of half a turnip. Factual.
The lies he tells
We know what you're doing, Mario 
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It would do my nut in having that monstrosity in the livingroom. I have a guest room l put mine in out of sight....Jealous, Mario?!
Do those two gnomes sleep sitting up? I have one pillow and that's all I need.
Martins heed is the shape of half a turnip, and nae debates oan that wan.
I'm not even being a troll here, that gaff looks like Fag Ash Lil's shag pad. Factual.
Spending money on new wall panelling and floors when it's a council flat. What a pair of idiot's. Fair enough some paint/wallpaper which is the norm, but panelling?!. Imagine when the day comes and the Council tell them to remove it
My friend built their own makeshift conservatory 3 years ago. This summer the Council put in new windows, and rendering etc...and they ripped it all down. She was furious, but knew she couldn't argue with them.
My friend built their own makeshift conservatory 3 years ago. This summer the Council put in new windows, and rendering etc...and they ripped it all down. She was furious, but knew she couldn't argue with them.
Pressure to decorate his bedroom for strangers on an app? Can he hear himself?Spending money on new wall panelling and floors when it's a council flat. What a pair of idiot's. Fair enough some paint/wallpaper which is the norm, but panelling?!. Imagine when the day comes and the Council tell them to remove it
My friend built their own makeshift conservatory 3 years ago. This summer the Council put in new windows, and rendering etc...and they ripped it all down. She was furious, but knew she couldn't argue with them.
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Moan is all you do, Mario. Do you never read the thread titles here on you?!.
40 and you're a moaning old bastard
40 and you're a moaning old bastard
I live in a rented flat, not a hoose Marion, take note. It suits me and is in a lovely, quiet area. Instead of spending money on decorating and tat and posting it on instagram, I save what I can towards a house deposit and holiday fund.
Marion is really no well and no right, total neep heided, big beaked loser also.
Marion is really no well and no right, total neep heided, big beaked loser also.
The bleeping batteries on that bastard tree need replaced 
Who is he trying to kid, he's never ready to go back to work after he's had a holiday. First time in 3 years my arse.Moan is all you do, Mario. Do you never read the thread titles here on you?!.
40 and you're a moaning old bastard
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The bedroom wasn’t done that long ago! Why is he acting like he hadn’t done anything for years and years and it need updating??
You simply reek of wealth ma lovelie , nae debatesThe lies he tells
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It would do my nut in having that monstrosity in the livingroom. I have a guest room l put mine in out of sight....Jealous, Mario?!
He could just not post pics of his bedroom, then the huge bed crammed up against the fire damage pattern wallpaper, buckling shelves, tat on top of the wardrobes wouldn't matter. That's right, Mario, the correct choice is don't post pics, and it wouldn't be a problem.
Jeez, any excuse to show off ya shite decs
No one and I mean no one is asking or saying they have missed it, it's a pinned post ffs.
Moaning Minnie again.
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It says 2, chefs kiss x
No one and I mean no one is asking or saying they have missed it, it's a pinned post ffs.
Moaning Minnie again.
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Think you both have bespoke Kerry Katonas
It says 2, chefs kiss x
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