Cleaning with Mario #113 Christmas time, mistletoe and WHINE

[Joo92]

That cat bleeping hates him

Go on Rayn, hold your power! She absolutely hates his guts, which is understandable when he puts that stupid bloody voice on when he talks to her. If she could talk she’d tell him to “duck right off you beaky bastard”

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

Rayn's plotting her escape. She'll climb back into that bag when it's full of tat, hide under the stuff and get carried downstairs to sweet, sweet freedom.

 

[Kat__lax]

Jesus Christ she’s as thick as she looks, posting that clip of mISs rAyN like the wee lassie is showing affection and love, she couldn’t get away quick enough. Shown herself right up there so ya huv Marion.

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

What do you say all. More fake designer goods dim Deek treatit him to? Or just an empty box he purchased

Even Rayn is thinking not this twit again.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

What do you say all. More fake designer goods dim Deek treatit him to? Or just an empty box he purchased

Even Rayn is thinking not this twit again.

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That cat is the only thing he has going for him and she despises him.

What a gorgeous pussy

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

Looks like aw his lassies hud night out at panto, nae invite fur Mr Crissmas

That Kayleigh wan always looks like she's on the verge of tears. Ah just thought it was cos she was wi Beak.
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It wiz a besopke PR invite for the Maws that huv weans ma lovelie. No fur ah 40yo hole that call their cats weans.

 

[no flouncing]

Hens, I think I have found Macaronis bespoke secret account on that app Tiktok

 

[Rachy24881]

What do you say all. More fake designer goods dim Deek treatit him to? Or just an empty box he purchased

Even Rayn is thinking not this twit again.

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Making sure to get the Rituals smellies and Valentino box in the shot

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

Watching the news this morning to see people being stuck in their cars for 19 hours without food or water transport chaos and emergency vehicles unable to get through the snow, risking lives they’re trying to save. And this fucker is all “I got my wish!” like a complete man-child. duck off.

 

[Joo92]

What do you say all. More fake designer goods dim Deek treatit him to? Or just an empty box he purchased

Even Rayn is thinking not this twit again.

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Didn’t he buy himself a Valentino ‘ladies purse/phone case’ thing back in the summer? It’s probably the box that came in, and he’s flashing over that app trying to impress all the lovelies

 

[twilightgarden]

Cringing for him. He’s so embarrassing! I can’t imagine taking pics of empty “designer” boxes and posting them on instagram. What an ick.

 

[geezabreak]

Well ma lovelies I wunner whit treatits are in store for us the day, am shakin wi anticipation. Will it be mare new designer/fake boots? Another meal oot? Although the wee runt said Sunday wid be a day o cleanin OR will he come doon wi the lurgy tae avoid gaun back tae his 1 hour a week joab?

 

[AllieBee]

Cringing for him. He’s so embarrassing! I can’t imagine taking pics of empty “designer” boxes and posting them on instagram. What an ick.

I don't even know who he thinks he's impressing or why he thinks it's impressive! Is he trying to make people think he's a rich influencer? Because we know he's neither. He reminds me of Grim Fanny always posting pics of things she's supposedly bought but reverse imaging shows she's taken the pics of Google. She's as sad and desperate as him.
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Well ma lovelies I wunner whit treatits are in store for us the day, am shakin wi anticipation. Will it be mare new designer/fake boots? Another meal oot? Although the wee runt said Sunday wid be a day o cleanin OR will he come doon wi the lurgy tae avoid gaun back tae his 1 hour a week joab?

I'm going for the lurgy cue the 'I'm sooooo illllll' post

 

[geezabreak]

I don't even know who he thinks he's impressing or why he thinks it's impressive! Is he trying to make people think he's a rich influencer? Because we know he's neither. He reminds me of Grim Fanny always posting pics of things she's supposedly bought but reverse imaging shows she's taken the pics of Google. She's as sad and desperate as him.
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I'm going for the lurgy cue the 'I'm sooooo illllll' post

Hence the reason he's no poastit oan this dayn of dawn yit, canny lift his big fat heid aff the pilla

 

[MrsJustinTimberlake]

Hens, I think I have found Macaronis bespoke secret account on that app Tiktok

It has to be. I refuse to believe that there could be 2 of them out there

 

[Ferguson]

Happy SUNADAY hens.

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Poundland Pete of Paisley gets Christmas all wrong once again.

Credit to whoever gave him that bespoke perfect title

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

What is the obsession with New York, it’s bloody annoying
It’s like people who have actually been to New York in America and then make it their whole personality for ever. Bore off
Same goes for adults who make bleeping Disney tit their personality. Grow up ffs.
Sorry if I’ve offended anyone ma lovelies, crabbit the day.
I wish he’d either just go to sodding New York in America or shut up about it, so aye

 

[Mum3boys]

He’s due a big come doon from all this fake Christmas joy he’s shining upon others. I think a big old festive norovirus with hunners of farts and sharts is on the horizon , so aye

 

[mammaof3]

Rest of yesterday.

Begging for mare stuff, Mario.

Today,

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Why does he say “whole house” like it’s a) a house, and b) bigger than 500sqft?