Where's the bumming fort tho, feel quite cheated. I bet he couldn't face the jokes again. 
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I’ve fairly been clutching ma beak the day *wipes away fake tear*He even moved the ugg slippers for the second posetattle really does live rent free in his empty head
Also, without the usual stretch filter, that living room looks so small and cluttered
Imagine your whole life being consumed by an app on a phone. I would say I can’t believe it, but what else has he got going on in his life? And he doesn’t even earn a living from it hahaha that’s the funniest bit.
It must eat him up inside seeing everyone else being gifted x y and z, making real money and enjoying themselves along the way as that is exactly what he dreams of, not going to happen, ever.
He seems tae be trying tae compete with that griftin bleep ptwm for huvvin the maist tasteless claes and shin that designers pit their name tae, only difference is she is scamming a livin oot o sellin hersel and weans tae the tune o aboot 20k a month so at least she can afford tae luk like a total cheap fanny, maz canny. I'd hate tae think ma life wis ruled by trying tae compete with aw these fake no marks that really believe they are suhin special. Also maz ye luk like a big bag o jobbies, ye just canny polish a turd.
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Also, I know a lot of folk love them but I can't understand the attraction for Converse, as a wean I lived in Canada and these type of shoes were worn by nearly all the kids, they were cheap and ugly and I never wanted them, they were literally forced upon kids, and I'm taking the 1960's/70's. So I can't figure why they are so popular now.
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Also, I know a lot of folk love them but I can't understand the attraction for Converse, as a wean I lived in Canada and these type of shoes were worn by nearly all the kids, they were cheap and ugly and I never wanted them, they were literally forced upon kids, and I'm taking the 1960's/70's. So I can't figure why they are so popular now.
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Mincing with mazWhat 40 year old wears hi tops? What an affront he is. Can imagine him mincing around like he's Mr Populardeluded idiot
I'm with you on the Converse. I never ever wanted a pair as a kid because l thought they were a poor kids sand shoe as well as ugly
This reminds me of the Crocs that he treatit us all to a look at in the summer. They had ‘Dior’ and ‘Louis Vuitton’ charrrums stuck on them
It’s just so crass how much he’s been flaunting lately. At a time when families are struggling to put food on the table and saving desperately to give their kids a happy Christmas. This absolute weapon is spending money he doesn’t have on pure shite. Buying more shoes because your new shoes are hurting your feet. I’ve never seen such a display of greed. It’s actually disgusting. All for the benefit of that app that’s not his job. He’s bleeping not right, hens.
Mario do yourself a favour and stop spunking money on pure shite and get yourself a therapist instead. And not Lorna who only seems to have made his chronic spending habit worse. In fact you should probably demand a refund from her.
Mario do yourself a favour and stop spunking money on pure shite and get yourself a therapist instead. And not Lorna who only seems to have made his chronic spending habit worse. In fact you should probably demand a refund from her.
Naw, he's a parody account, huz tae be.Those bleeping leggings
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Oi Martin, no goat a dryrobe like Hinch and Greedychops?The state of this narcissist
Is that a woman's padded coat he has on, because my niece has one similar when she walks the dog.
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His posing on second pic, like a teenage lassie #peaceandpout
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Good luck with those Converse, Maz. Those are some of the hardest shoes to break in. Takes weeks.
Just be grateful he disnae wear Lycra cycling shorts in summer.Men in leggings is a massive ick, especially if they’re not even going for a run
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Gonni send this tae his
pals.
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Why do they wear wedding rings? I know they're engaged, but they're not married no?
That doesn’t look like Peroni in that glass! I wonder if Mas has ordered him a diluting joos & lemonade so aye.
I thought the wee fud hated Glasgow?!?
Maybe it's Glasgow in America that he hates, nae the one in Scotland.
When l see Derek in pictures like that, it's like he's Mario's little witch who does as he's told or else he'll smack himJust be grateful he disnae wear Lycra cycling shorts in summer.
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Gonni send this tae his
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I was in that small business Asda earlier and spotted this:
I burst out laughing
“Alarm will sound” 
Mario haunts me even when I’m just going about my day, spending all ma petty cash and so forth. Also
I burst out laughing
“Alarm will sound” Mario haunts me even when I’m just going about my day, spending all ma petty cash and so forth. Also
See Deek has got his disgusting gums hidden away for this one, is that in case we go on about his gingivitis again?Just be grateful he disnae wear Lycra cycling shorts in summer.
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That's a dead pint and I would send that rite back. But to be honest, it looks like weak blackcurrant juiceJust be grateful he disnae wear Lycra cycling shorts in summer.
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I've been oot so here ya go ma beauts.
Rest of yesterday.
Sunday.
Rest of yesterday.
Sunday.
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