God he's such a weirdo. There are a couple of streets near to me where everyone decs up their outsides and lots of people take their kids to look at them. But these are two middle aged men, bleeping creepy weirdos
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I said this a few weeks back, 100% convinced he's done this!hens, do we think heās opened all his jo molane advent calendar and pre recorded every drawer then sent it back? I know weāve had a wee photie of it under the tree but I have a feeling thatās what heās done. Especially as a couple of tattle bastards have already mentioned the gifts are individually wrapped.
ETA forgive me lads but tonightās tea doesnāt look *that* bad imo. I would smash those tatties Ngl
Further proof theyāre fakes. Sorry Mario, Deekās been buying you dodgy goods!
He's on heat again with people he doesn't stand a chance with. Keep dreaming you ugly git!.
That oodie is never off his back, will stink mair than the honking hoosecoat. Nae wunner he huz so many plug ins and wax melts. Smelly 'stard.
Now Madge yous'e have got to get to know how to cook proper!!!
How does this dish differ from Stovies tho, I mean obvs this looks like it's been in the slow cooker since August. Is it traditional in Scotland to have an entire pot of salt and pepper on potatoes. My arteries have slammed shut just looking at that pic.
Brace yourself lads! New Year, New Me incoming. Wonder how heāll top 2023 
My ancient UGGS have the Australia on but apparently, they don't do that anymore.
Mario's do look fake as the label is the wrong colour.
More prominently beginning in the Fall 2019 season, the UGG brand will be moving away from the use of the Ā® symbol on packaging and product, including the heel label. Therefore, certain products manufactured for the Fall 2019 season will not have the Ā® symbol on the heel label. The top left photo is an example of the new heel label.
Anyhoo.
Hope a home owner phoned his employer to report suspicious activity in their area.Heās went a walk round the nice new estate over the bridge, detached with back and front doors, he was probably like Tiny Tim from Scrooge looking though folks windows, if it actually happened
Hello Police Scotland please send someone quick, there is something staring at me through my window, help itās terrifying!!
Hen you shouldny haud back, just say whit you mean
p.s. I agree with everything also
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Makes ye wunner noo if aw the Nike trainers are fakes anaw.
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Deek's sent us a sign that he's a Tattler.
He's bought BeakMUgg boots.
He's bought Beak
He is insufferable. He sees hinch and these wealthy insta sorts doing tit for charity but he forgets heās on minimum wage and spunking his money to try keep up with that app..
Thereās nae way he gave anything to the food bank. Iāll be honest hens today at my tesco they had a stand for the trussell trust with some volunteers but they were running some type of raffle. Took everything in me not to give them a piece of my mind cause they are the Marionās of the food bank world and they are one charity I wonāt ever give money to.
Anyway.. marios still a wee lying wanker
Thereās nae way he gave anything to the food bank. Iāll be honest hens today at my tesco they had a stand for the trussell trust with some volunteers but they were running some type of raffle. Took everything in me not to give them a piece of my mind cause they are the Marionās of the food bank world and they are one charity I wonāt ever give money to.
Anyway.. marios still a wee lying wanker
Bespoke hair transplant?Brace yourself lads! New Year, New Me incoming. Wonder how heāll top 2023
Gads he looks like heās been dug up! Also howling that a ābig walkā is an hour long. Heās really no right is he.
Saint Beaky of Beirut was definitely lying. Why would he feel guilt doing his tesco shop when he feels no shame in spending 350 quid on a bloody advent calendar!He is insufferable. He sees hinch and these wealthy insta sorts doing tit for charity but he forgets heās on minimum wage and spunking his money to try keep up with that app..
Thereās nae way he gave anything to the food bank. Iāll be honest hens today at my tesco they had a stand for the trussell trust with some volunteers but they were running some type of raffle. Took everything in me not to give them a piece of my mind cause they are the Marionās of the food bank world and they are one charity I wonāt ever give money to.
Anyway.. marios still a wee lying wanker
Marion, that beautiful cat absolutely detests everything about you. Iām surprised she doesnāt lay across your face in the night to block your airways, it would serve you right for all the shite you make her breathe in and for the way you shout at her and call her a little witch 
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Maybe we could get Marion some witch spray
lol what a glorious image when he reads here and realises dim Deek has treatit him to some fake uggs. What a glorious dayn of dawn . Take a seat Mario in your fake uggs hen. I'm embarrassed for you posting those fake monstrosities on your stories.
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