I don’t think wee Deek could sit up if he tried ma lovelie, he’s gangster trippin’State of Derek laying all over someone else’s sofa like that. They proper make themselves at home don’t they
I don’t think wee Deek could sit up if he tried ma lovelie, he’s gangster trippin’State of Derek laying all over someone else’s sofa like that. They proper make themselves at home don’t they
Don't judge me but in the early days I bought fae oor Hannah. The acrid 'scents' were enough to choke you. Far too strong and no scent to speak of. Like you I prefer to smell a scent before I buy.Not sure if it's just me, but I like to know what something actually smells like before I part with my petty cash. How are people ordering when it could, and probably does, smell like Rayns cat piss??!!
There is no lab process, Hannah's boss/exboyfriend buys a bottle of cheap scented oil, that's it, end of creative process.Can’t believe I was oot living my best life and missed the reveal My favourite moments was the weird two handed clutching (wtf was that about??) the way the song just randomly cuts off, the shaky hands. Shout out for the amazing bespoke power point special effects. Clam pack why did it sound like he was saying tampax?? The picture of the washing line even though he’s probably never hung his washing out in his life Talking as if he’s got part ownership in AMA. Was he even involved in the lab process? Or did she just tell him this is the scent? It’s really light but it’s really strong. The man is a walking contradiction. I’m just gutted there are no hints of pistachio.
Actually lold on the mobbed bus (no mcgills ahm afraid)I don’t think wee Deek could sit up if he tried ma lovelie, he’s gangster trippin’
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Lord above he is actually SO honkin looking and so forth. State
What Martin thought he would look like with his bespoke phone.Does anyone remember the old fashion style phone Marion bought? I think it was black it was meant to be in the style of the one you would spin to dial a number. I'm surprised he didn't have the phone that was a set of red lips. Bespoke house phone. We still have house phone tend to only use when mob is out of charge and to speak to older ones in family that aren't the best with mobs.
The packaging on the wax melts, candles etc so forth remind me of Jo Malone with the black ribbon or bow. So much build up for a daft wee wax melts, at first I read it as feebrze, fresh breeze why make a scent like that when you won't ever know what a washing hung outside truly smells like because you always have your washing in furthest corner of your living room. Also.
Ma hen it's wet in Scotland the now but it's no cold at all, she's just a freak of natureWhy is he ALWAYS in that stonking old ladies house coat?? I know it's not been the brightest of summers so far, but still, that thing must be able to get up and walk across the room by itself now. I know what my Halloween costume will be this year. Cleaning with Mario, complete with grim house coat, purple leggings and hair that looks like it's been cut by a blind Nikita dog with a pair of garden shears. Capesh!
Whys that one in a wee glass jail
Was about to say the same thing. He’s got ornamental wax melts…no photos of family and friends. No memories. Just meaningless stuff. What a lifeImagine the only things you had “to look back on” was two shelves of poorly made wax melts with your signature on cardboard. What a bleeping life.
Oh my bejesus! Please never say "Cozzy liv crisis" again my lovely, see yourself oot! Tonsa love and 's to youThat silly slag has paid nearly a tenner for one clamshell of wax melts? Cozzy Liv crisis who?
Just like his hoards of unused makeup that's went off over the year's. This man's definitely got a problem.