He’s awful! Wasn’t that mirror gifted from that Danyel tart doon the Barras? Now he’s slagging it off 
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Literally fumming that Danyel has inconvenienced him with a massive mirror.He’s awful! Wasn’t that mirror gifted from that Danyel tart doon the Barras? Now he’s slagging it off
Him & Deed Deek struggling tae move and scratching the wall every day when they need tae get behind it
Why does he need access, does he mean the router or the plugged in phone line. Can't think why he needs to constantly move the hideous mirror. Bet it's to get a better angle watching themselves at it in the bumming fort.
I’m still trying to work out why they need to get to the phone socket so often? We’ve lived in our house 20 years and I think I’ve gone to ours about twiceLiterally fumming that Danyel has inconvenienced him with a massive mirror.
Him & Deed Deek struggling tae move and scratching the wall every day when they need tae get behind it
Mebbes he's got a metered phone line, has tae put in 50p tae top it up
Maybe he’s still on dial up Internet & needs to plug the modem in 
And why is his bathroom mirror so high and in such a ridiculous place that the little dwarf has to stand on his bog to look at his ugly face and massive beak
I can hear that dial-up tone right noooo!Maybe he’s still on dial up Internet & needs to plug the modem in
I’ve lived in my house for two years and I genuinely don’t know if we have any phone line sockets. Are they still a thing in the 2020s?
I’ve searched by the front door, the back door, the patio door, and around the staircase.
Nada.
I’ve searched by the front door, the back door, the patio door, and around the staircase.
Nada.
I didn't watch all his story about the mirror, but soon as he said he'd ordered these gel things, I thought we were going to be mop kicked straight intae an #aff #link #ad not an ad #gelpads bought masel also, so aye.
I think he wants a new mirror #gufted
#aoldialup #also
I think he wants a new mirror #gufted
#aoldialup #also
My 5 year old daughter has been randomly going round all evening saying “aren’t ye Dolly” in a voice sounding very much like Marion. Mr Cherry is furious with her and keeps telling her to be quiet and am clutchin ma beak every time she says it. 
I’ve screen recorded the bespoke ‘BeeJong’ and ‘aren’t ye Dolly’ moments for future times when I need a giggle.
I’ve screen recorded the bespoke ‘BeeJong’ and ‘aren’t ye Dolly’ moments for future times when I need a giggle. 
Ahm I being a dafty? Aren't the offending scuff marks covered when he moves the mirror back? Or is he inching it closer and closer tae the door until the day comes he can finally chuck it doon the communal stairs?
I thought the same about the phone line. I have lived here 3 years now and haven't come across a phone line. Also. Why does he need that mirror? I bet they're like the chuckle brothers moving it. To me. To yousss.
PIVOTTTTT
Who da duck has a phone line? I mean yes I have one. I have an inkling where it is, but to plug a phone in? Da duck? Maybe we’ve all got cross wires and it’s for his fax machine, he’s desperately waiting on Poundland to send him his collab for his house shat tat, with code #mario50%
Ah think it's also scuffed the place he moves it to on a daily basis also.
Has nay choice but to drag a 10ft mirror to access his phone line, then drag it back again when he's done.
So aye. Also.
We have a phone line and our house its a newish build, we have a set of cordless phones and the main ones need to be plugged into the phone line for them to work. Am I really behind the times? 🫣
Yes hunWe have a phone line and our house its a newish build, we have a set of cordless phones and the main ones need to be plugged into the phone line for them to work. Am I really behind the times? 🫣
Fellow new build here. Wack the mobile on wifi calling. Only cold callers use landlines now. Or Mario.
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