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Why does he scrub the floors and mop them?
Am I doing it wrong, but I would do one or other
Am I doing it wrong, but I would do one or other
How many times does this imbecile have to be told. It's not a house, it's a tiny flat 
About time he did those manky skirtings... And it still looks uncosy!
About time he did those manky skirtings... And it still looks uncosy!
Mr Peach was trying to bargain with baby Peach today to get her to stop fussing and he ended his sentence with capeesh. Should I pack mine and the baby’s stuff now and leave or…?
His brother did get him a robot vac last year, but I was never seen again. Think he returned it fae the petty cash instead
Cos he's a scrotum jizz face ma lovelie
Annoying fat beaky scrotum.
You don't live in a house. It's a bleeping bedsit.
You don't live in a house. It's a bleeping bedsit.
Just heard Hannah say Maz has a nose for it?! He sure has hen! Big beaky bastard
Why does this idiot talk like AMA is his company as well. Wishful thinking, Mario!
I can't understand why she gives him the time of day.
Surely she could do better.
Cancel aww your plans for the morra hens.
Big reveal incoming.
Hope it contains the scent patchouli.
Why does he always post like he’s been there before everyone else? Grow up you bleeping man baby!
Jilly is a WAG so I’m sure she doesn’t need some scheme rat that lives in a broom cupboard with his brain deed finance to chant her oan!!
Jilly is a WAG so I’m sure she doesn’t need some scheme rat that lives in a broom cupboard with his brain deed finance to chant her oan!!
and as far as I can see he doesn’t follow her brand account, supportive as ever.
Ha ha pimonzio 
saying the black orchid got evemeyyyyy where THEY are today. Nope. Pretty sure that was Mrs hinch and spring awakening dupe you fat slutty bleep.
saying the black orchid got evemeyyyyy where THEY are today. Nope. Pretty sure that was Mrs hinch and spring awakening dupe you fat slutty bleep.
Pronounced pistachio ma hen
Hens, it's no just the 1 ear in the wee boujee picturesque village of Paisley.
At least 3 ears....
At least 3 ears....
BUT! BUT! It’s his SAFE place!!!!
After seeing these I’d rather take my chances oan Skidrow ma lovely
That's a duck load o lugs skitin aboot the streets o Paisley. If am ever in Paisley (highly unlikely in fact nae chance) I'll make sure tae wear earmuffs or a big bunnet.
Don’t forget the Kevlar
My pal bought me black orchid Mario melt in my secret Santa gift as she knows how much I hate him. It’s minging
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