He has more cleaning equipment for his kitchen lino than products for his slappy skincare routine.
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Oh god be me too when they aren’t about.Probably. He swears like a navvy.
And yes, I appreciate the irony of this given that I could give Gordon Ramsey a run for his money on a good day
Clearly evident on here
He is just giving us tattle content freely now.
He can’t cross a road never mind pop an eckie in Ibiza.
He can’t cross a road never mind pop an eckie in Ibiza.
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Imagine him in Ibiza
two pink gins, wrecked giving it big licks in amnesia saying to folk 'dae you ken who am uhr oan insta' 
He’s the biggest star of all
Our wee Mario, star cleaning account... hand picked by ok magazine!
IBIZA VIBES: From Martin who’s never been further than Blackpool! 
... fuckin prick
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He must be on something tonight. That pink mug and Ibiza vibes xx
How will we know what’s in there now?
I’m surprised he’s not using it to dispense Ava may floor powder and cat biscuits
Ibiza Vibes - is Melvin referring to a tacky nightclub in his home town?
Fun times, fun times, bangin' tunes and drinks out of a shoe shaped glass?
Fun times, fun times, bangin' tunes and drinks out of a shoe shaped glass?
Just so SO MANY OF YOUS don’t need to ask him - that mugs from Asda btw....
So we’re in a lockdown situation and only supposed to be going to supermarkets when we really need to...
Oor Bespokio here has shopped at Morrisons, Asda, Aldi & Tesco at least in the last week it would appear....mainly for a pile of shite that could wait
So we’re in a lockdown situation and only supposed to be going to supermarkets when we really need to...
Oor Bespokio here has shopped at Morrisons, Asda, Aldi & Tesco at least in the last week it would appear....mainly for a pile of shite that could wait
Don’t forget the shady article in The Daily Record. Marion McKnight.He’s the biggest star of all
Can someone tell him the difference between outbox and inbox. PLEASE because I can’t have him block me from my new fake account
Omg that kills me. "Derek is going to go through my outbox" he said at one point and I was so confused.
Naw hen, Derek's just gonnae get oot his box.
Never change Marion
He needs to calm down on the mug buying! Where is he going to put them all?
I bet he’s secretly FEWMIN that the hello ma lovelies mug isn’t in his pop of colour pinkNever change Marion
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He needs to calm down on the mug buying! Where is he going to put them all?
That's grey ma lovelie, no debates, like the lamp.
That's grey ma lovelie, no debates, like the lamp.
Is he really that thick?
someone please tell him what an outbox is .....
someone please tell him what an outbox is .....
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