Cleaning with Mario #10 Cleaning with Maris Piper 🥔

[The_blind_dug]

Dont know if many will remember last year Mario going mental at Derek for using the nice hand soap he kept for visitors. Got me thinking, do you think Mario has an Argos own brand hoover stashed somewhere so Derek doesnt touch his sharks?

That would explain the shark on display next to the bathroom cabinet and the plush sofa. He’s Only keeping the shark for special occasions that explain the bum fluff in it.

So he's saying the handheld shark is a game changer as he can use it behind the radiator and in areas you can't pull the furniture out.
Does his other shark not have a pipe attachment then?

Yes I think he’s worn it out but.

 

[Frankensooze]

Somebody so needs to photoshop that ridiculous orgasmic face he pulled yesterday on today’s the way he goes on you would think it’s a handheld pleasure wand dyson .... it would be iconic

 

[IsaDrennan]

Ehh why is he saying he doesn’t watch much tele? It’s literally all the guy does, watch tele, buy tat, visit the cat puke cafe, wipe round things instead of cleaning them properly.

He doesn’t mention any hobbies, doesn’t talk about reading no even his outbox cause Dez deals with that. I really don’t know why that’s set me off so much, maybe cause it’s such an obvious lie. Surely his lovelies will notice even that wee one.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

So he's saying the handheld shark is a game changer as he can use it behind the radiator and in areas you can't pull the furniture out.
Does his other shark not have a pipe attachment then?

Pull the furniture out? He doesn't even lift the salmon bathmat ffs!

 

[Cagayu]

Looks like he’s about to deep throat it

 

[Rh3a]

Don’t watch him much because I can’t stand his voice/ accent or how he says lovely s but does he actually do any cleaning??

 

[Cagayu]

Don’t watch him much because I can’t stand his voice/ accent or how he says lovely s but does he actually do any cleaning??

As much as hinch

 

[PatsyK]

Why the hell did he get that hairdryer for, he has barely any hair, was it gifted or did he actually buy it??

 

[Cagayu]

Why the hell did he get that hairdryer for, he has barely any hair, was it gifted or did he actually buy it??

Derek apparently.

 

[Be More Pacific]

New thread ma lovelies

Cleaning with Mario #11 The bowler hat in the flat

Pure feelin' this new thread ma lovelies 💃🏻 Congratulations to @Badaboom for the off the cuff comment and @Nellyellie for suggesting it as the next thread title winning with 38 votes🏆 So hoosecoats on, all forms of Sharks at the ready and let's go! So aye....

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