The pink lamp he has, he insists it's grey, said *no debates on ma page* when it was politely discussed. No manners at all, no idea how to talk to people.View attachment 121641 True,true! No pink mentioned here
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Does mario have eyes?!
Yes, yes he is.
He has had an eye problem, keritoconus (?) had a procedure done and its fine now, although he still whines like it isn't fixed. It's thd thing that annoys me most about him, that and his dressing gown on all the time.
Yeah, watching him is pretty painful ..... but coming on here after makes it worthwhile
I never understand why when he is photographed in the wild and at work he always wears his massive glasses but never when he is at home? Maybe that explains all the face slapping, maybe he can’t see where his face is without his glasses?He has had an eye problem, keritoconus (?) had a procedure done and its fine now, although he still whines like it isn't fixed. It's thd thing that annoys me most about him, that and his dressing gown on all the time.
I bet his dressing gown smells like BO and desperation.He has had an eye problem, keritoconus (?) had a procedure done and its fine now, although he still whines like it isn't fixed. It's thd thing that annoys me most about him, that and his dressing gown on all the time.
I’m really sad that he didn’t opt for a pair of those pale rimmed glasses, he’d look like Deirdre Barlow then
*ahem*View attachment 121641 True,true! No pink mentioned here
'bespoke coffee table covered cereal boxez'
Maybe it’s a disguise or maybe he thinks it makes him look intelligent.
I concurYeah, watching him is pretty painful ..... but coming on here after makes it worthwhile
he is so obnoxious & full of himself. Calling people the C word on his stories the other day
. He's due a meltdown very soon
I’d like to know who’s in charge of his “inbox” when Tik tok deek is either too busy with said Tik toks or going through the many “outbox” messages. I guarantee if you message him/DM him he’ll reply straight away. St Marion patron saint of cuntliffe!!! And teeny weeny businesses X
XHe has at least 20 item on the actual sink...not Including his premier inn cereal disaster ..ooops i meant dispenser !!!!!!
I'll be honest lads, I haven't watched Melvin Queen of Snots for a while because y'know, kerrykatonacoronaviviarium etc and so forth. However... Is the the dozy fucker still displaying his cunty cereal boxes covered with sticky back plastic as "designer" catalogues?
Does the fucker think that, I don't know, Naomi Campbell will stop by his hoose one day and look at the cocopops box covered in fablon with a coco chanel logo on and think that Melvin is a man to be reckoned with?
Does the fucker think that, I don't know, Naomi Campbell will stop by his hoose one day and look at the cocopops box covered in fablon with a coco chanel logo on and think that Melvin is a man to be reckoned with?
Ive assumes he’s added his touches of blush pink to try to make the blatantly pink free lamp blend in
Just think of all the cereal box books he can make now he had premier inn cereal dispensers!.... genius. Ain’t no boujee biatches got time for their cereal in boxes 
I think we should funnel all of our energy into making Dekkie a breakout Tiktok star.I’d like to know who’s in charge of his “inbox” when Tik tok deek is either too busy with said Tik toks or going through the many “outbox” messages. I guarantee if you message him/DM him he’ll reply straight away. St Marion patron saint of cuntliffe!!! And teeny weeny businesses
Maz would implode with jealousy and need D-man to mop away his many tears with his spH1N1onge cloth
They come with a lifetime guarantee, 48 hours for the label.Just think of all the cereal box books he can make now he had premier inn cereal dispensers!.... genius. Ain’t no boujee biatches got time for their cereal in boxes
The bathroom mat he's got in the sitting room looks peach to me.
He's alive and got the pink stuff out for his bog roll holder. Blessed day! 
As an aside pink stuff is the real deal and worth the cleanfluencer hype
As an aside pink stuff is the real deal and worth the cleanfluencer hype
^ sorry, wrong thread! It's early
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