Charlotte Dawson #24 Pob's a plasterer, Slob's a disaster, all Nowhere eats is choc choc & pasta!

[dillychopgirl]

So if Nowhere had a score over 60, he would have a moderate learning disability?
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Scores of 85-115 are within the normal range?

She’s making out he’s the next enstein

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

She’s making out he’s the next enstein

She's so thick she probably doesn't know who he was!

 

[MsMadamSecretary]

I think her fake Scots accent is based on Fat Bastard from Austin Powers cause the character would say 'get in my belly' and she says that in the stupid Scottish accent. I hope some Glaswegian is offended by garbage Scots talk.

The bunny kiss was insane. I nearly forgot she was pregnant - her belly just looked as if she was really overweight.

Also why does Noah already have two backpacks in different shades of brown. He also has one with full initials.
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Did anyone see the Ken doll video on her IG ages ago?

 

[aquabella]

Think everyone is too harsh Slob and Pob are doing an amazing job. Nowhere has been down that one big slide about 5 times. He got to enjoy a beautiful view of london from a giant window AND lets not forget that one time last year when he had corn on the cob for 3 days straight

 

[Cocobaby09]

I think her fake Scots accent is based on Fat Bastard from Austin Powers cause the character would say 'get in my belly' and she says that in the stupid Scottish accent. I hope some Glaswegian is offended by garbage Scots talk.

The bunny kiss was insane. I nearly forgot she was pregnant - her belly just looked as if she was really overweight.

Also why does Noah already have two backpacks in different shades of brown. He also has one with full initials.
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Did anyone see the Ken doll video on her IG ages ago?

I’m offended by her very existence, not to mention her crap attempts at my accent

 

[3HGHEROES]

Locally the Health Visitor service is the HCRG group they still use the ASQ Questionnaire for the 2 year check.

 

[HeyBabes]

Have you noticed that Nowhere has a really horrible sneer on his face lately? It's really not pleasant. (Top right, bottom left).

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He’s a wee hole. I know he’s just a child but he’s with a mum 24/7 who is the UK’s biggest hole. He has no hope. he’s gonna grow up to be just like her
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Also as a Glaswegian I can confirm we don’t appreciate cunts like her putting on fake “fat bastard” accents. She’ll last 5 mins a proper Glaswegian bar, and we are the most friendly of people, just not to child neglecting twats like her

 

[dillychopgirl]

I think her fake Scots accent is based on Fat Bastard from Austin Powers cause the character would say 'get in my belly' and she says that in the stupid Scottish accent. I hope some Glaswegian is offended by garbage Scots talk.

The bunny kiss was insane. I nearly forgot she was pregnant - her belly just looked as if she was really overweight.

Also why does Noah already have two backpacks in different shades of brown. He also has one with full initials.
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Did anyone see the Ken doll video on her IG ages ago?

I’m from Scotland and her fake Scottish accent riles me right up

 

[cpt]

Glasgow lassie here too and I feel like getting ready and heading out to see her in the wild

I would love to know what the health visitor actually said. From what I’ve seen and heard I would say poor Noah is slightly speech delayed for his age. Not really a surprise when his mother can’t string a sentence together. Choc choc for example

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Glasgow lassie here too and I feel like getting ready and heading out to see her in the wild

I would love to know what the health visitor actually said. From what I’ve seen and heard I would say poor Noah is slightly speech delayed for his age. Not really a surprise when his mother can’t string a sentence together. Choc choc for example

Ahhh, take me back to Glasgow!! I stayed there for three months and adored it. Didn't want to go back!

 

[BettyBrooks]

So her and Bagpuss are stuck in a different (low cost) hotel to the rest of the hens . Bet they arranged that on purpose! Her making out it’s baby brain again rather than the fact she’s on a budget these days. Looks a nice classy hen party anyway - the usual rabble she mixes with. Bagpuss is doing her pointy finger dancing while seated at a table Wonder what Pob is up too as isn’t Nowhere staying with someone else?

 

[Ashfox]

So her and Bagpuss are stuck in a different (low cost) hotel to the rest of the hens .

Wouldn’t you have a booking reference / checked the confirmation….

 

[noseynora21]

So her and Bagpuss are stuck in a different (low cost) hotel to the rest of the hens . Bet they arranged that on purpose! Her making out it’s baby brain again rather than the fact she’s on a budget these days. Looks a nice classy hen party anyway - the usual rabble she mixes with. Bagpuss is doing her pointy finger dancing while seated at a table Wonder what Pob is up too as isn’t Nowhere staying with someone else?

I think they invite Bagpuss along so they can duck them both off together as no one can stand Charlotte and no one wants to be stuck with her! Don’t know why they invite her in the first place!

 

[HeyBabes]

Looks like they've gone for a night out in The Corinthian, it's a bit of an up market place there. The other folk in the bar will be looking at these twats and wishing they'd duck off

 

[BettyBrooks]

So Chazza sits in the front seat of a minibus not wearing a seatbelt. Well done - certainly looking after you and your boyo there

 

[Cocobaby09]

He’s a wee hole. I know he’s just a child but he’s with a mum 24/7 who is the UK’s biggest hole. He has no hope. he’s gonna grow up to be just like her
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Also as a Glaswegian I can confirm we don’t appreciate cunts like her putting on fake “fat bastard” accents. She’ll last 5 mins a proper Glaswegian bar, and we are the most friendly of people, just not to child neglecting twats like her

Amen to that! Imagine her in the Alpen Lodge, she’d get the pish ripped out her something awful
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Looks like they've gone for a night out in The Corinthian, it's a bit of an up market place there. The other folk in the bar will be looking at these twats and wishing they'd duck off

Me and my sister took my mum to the Corinthian on her 60th, it’s definitely not somewhere Chazza would just blend in. 🫣

 

[louisababe]

Funny how we never see Nowhere’s scar on Slobs stories yet we do on Pobs! Slob will be furious with him !
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Funny how we never see Nowhere’s scar on Slobs stories yet we do on Pobs! Slob will be furious with him !

He’s already removed it ! Bet she was on at him as soon as she saw it !

 

[Dunham22]

Chazza tell us your skint without telling us your skint

how does someone ‘forget’ to book hotel… and I can almost guarantee she would of been saying to the reception staff ‘do you know who I am’ bleeping cretin!

 

[smellyfootballboots]

So her and Bagpuss are stuck in a different (low cost) hotel to the rest of the hens . Bet they arranged that on purpose! Her making out it’s baby brain again rather than the fact she’s on a budget these days. Looks a nice classy hen party anyway - the usual rabble she mixes with. Bagpuss is doing her pointy finger dancing while seated at a table Wonder what Pob is up too as isn’t Nowhere staying with someone else?

I bet she thought her mate would have booked and paid for the hotel. Lazy mare. God she is vile.

 

[plattyjoobs]

So her and Bagpuss are stuck in a different (low cost) hotel to the rest of the hens . Bet they arranged that on purpose! Her making out it’s baby brain again rather than the fact she’s on a budget these days. Looks a nice classy hen party anyway - the usual rabble she mixes with. Bagpuss is doing her pointy finger dancing while seated at a table Wonder what Pob is up too as isn’t Nowhere staying with someone else?

Why is Tracey always there with her mates?
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I think they invite Bagpuss along so they can duck them both off together as no one can stand Charlotte and no one wants to be stuck with her! Don’t know why they invite her in the first place!

Well that answers my question