Recap:
We started the last thread with the Closer Magazine interview about the new baby although she was disgruntled about the cover title "My next baby's a girl - I need a mini-me". She had a rant about receiving 'horrible messages' about it and said "her words were twisted". She did indeed say it on a Q&A clip where she is wearing her multi-coloured dressing gown.
*see 3rd clip below headed Q&A. She said exactly that!!!!
She went to a scan with Our Trace but no Pob and afterwards in a cafe, Nowhere attacked her by pulling her hair. It seems this child is getting more boistrous as he clearly has no routine/discipline, eats total crap and she seems to think this behaviour is funny instead of telling him the word NO. He even pushed Squidward's little boy down the slide at soft play. Feral by name, feral by nature.
On Mother's Day, which was her '3rd' Mother's Day (Nowhere is only two), she received a bouquet with Pampas Grass in it which is a swinger's favourite plant
and then showed us where Nowhere had
tit on her! Lovely!
They went for a Mother's Day meal with another couple and their children. She took the piss out of Pob yet again for his choice of starter and the children's behaviour was utterly disgusting although they were all laughing about it. Nowhere was picking flowers out of the restaurant's displays, the other little boy was repeatedly punching his father in the face to a point that the father had blood on his teeth and they were allowing the children to throw toys up in the air around other diners, lay on the floor and get under the feet of a poor waitress who could have been carrying a hot tray. Those poor other diners must've been furious.
The Leigh house fell through and Pob has had to go back to plastering as they have been paying for two mortgages since they moved into Castle Greyskull. Dawsylicious Tanning launched on Beauty Bay and she made more of a fuss about that than the baby sex reveal. 'Auntie Patsy' stayed over, much to Pob's delight and she strangely got a flat tyre and had to stay over longer!! Naughty Pob!!
We were introduced to Kimbo 'the cleaner' who is a young, slim, attractive blonde (much to Pob's delight). Another rant followed because people called her out for calling 'a family friend' a cleaner. Damn rude if you ask me. Clean your own house you lazy slob.
She made Paul O'Grady's sudden passing (RIP) all about her dad which was extremely distasteful and Nowhere became ill with sickness and an upset stomach while being fed Skips, water, milk and choc choc. He soon perked up by headbutting her in the stomach though and resuming his choc choc diet. She then 'fell ill' and Our Trace brought her over chips n' graveh. Great choice Trace for sickness and the shits. We can see where the IQ comes from.
She managed to grift a freebie for Nowhere's bedroom and also a freebie weekend away which she miraculously recovered for. When she returned she claimed to have sciatica 'down BOTH sides' but was walking around OK. More chuffin lies.
We were honoured to see her marvellous cooking skills of putting Rice Krispies cakes in the oven and putting a pizza in the oven ON A CHOPPING BOARD and cremating it. She blamed having 'baby brain' and is therefore 'doubting her intelligence'. No Chazza, you are just thick as
tit.
She's also started filming on the toilet. Honestly love, seeing that flat head/arse, thrusting your flabby belly and tits around is more than enough let alone you belching too.
Leave it out ffs, start declaring your ads and BE A PROPER MOTHER to that child!!
. I hope he’s getting sleep
it’s so tragic, who are these people 🫣 I can’t take it anymore 
Look at the false arms/hands that have been superimposed 