Carrie Hope Fletcher #87 doxxed! in the captial of stupid husbands!

[Ripley Rose Kat]

Remember the fugly Disney Florida bag he bought her in beige and she's never used it once, looool

 

[standupsitdown247]

I do agree that Joel is a bit of a dish, if the dish in question had food stuck to the bottom of it, and a few cracks in it, and hadn’t been washed in its last 10 uses. Ooh yeah dishy!

Here I was thinking he was a dish... with a stitch-pressed toastie made on it for his #wife!!!

 

[No_Its_Ever]

Subscriber story from Carrie talking about all the stuff she has/hasn’t bought for the baby etc. These videos are so boring, I barely pay attention

Oh, and she does a bit where she pretends she’s Joel’s mum, sending cake with him to work??

 

[MickeyMouseClubhouse]

2024 Carrie wishes her life was the way it was back in 2014.

Not long after this Celinde's career exploded! What a difference 10 years makes!

 

[Poothe]

If he really said "coconut milk" 8 times, it sounds like the barista pranked him because he was being insufferable.

That was my immediate thought too when I watched it.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

If Carrie wants a home birth then surely she is not considered that high risk? You have the right to a home birth no matter what but they try to discourage you as much as possible if you are considered high risk - which Carrie likely is, due to having a high BMI and even more so if (as some have speculated) she has gestational diabetes. And it's considered even more of a risk to have a first baby at home

 

[PontiacBandit]

Is Joel even qualified to teach/guide? I'm not trying to be awkward. I know he's officially trained as a performer (unlike Carrie) but does that necessarily translate to teaching in their industry? Would you be expected to gain supplementary qualifications to be taken seriously and finetune your skillset?

I gather he has *experience* teaching at his mum's dance school and some Tattlers in the loop have said he's decent in that respect.

Idk I'd just expect the skills to be slightly different for a West End performer vs a workshop (cough lecture) leader. The Beggars Call blurb does suggest they will teach you various aspects of the industry.

 

[RedFlagsAhoy]

I always found it odd when couples use that phrase, as I associate it with that children's nursery story with the mother & baby rabbit

Also if you (generic you, not you specifically, OP) actually read the story, they’re brothers engaging in a friendly competition… lotta people miss that part entirely

(Guess How Much I Love You by Anita Jeram)

 

[RudeDog]

All I hear in her videos from this time is the Alex Day accent and cadence.

100%. I hear this is nearly all of her videos though tbh. I can't decide whether she completely absorbed his mannerisms, speech patterns, sense of humour etc, or if they liked each other because they genuinely are so similar.

 

[sun_and_stars]

His rant about the barista getting the milk for his coffee wrong just makes him look like a bit of a twat tbh. People make mistakes, especially in what is probably a busy coffee shop in the middle of London on a Sunday afternoon. Might be annoying but most people would just get over, but instead Jowl had to share a sarcastic Instagram story about how his accent makes coconut sound like oat. Piss off you condescending knob.

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I’m VERY allergic to dairy … sometimes people get it wrong…. and I just drink it…. god he is SUCH a Karen

 

[londongirl2001]

She at least had the capability to be soft and sweet with her voice. The only problem now is that she thinks “loud=good,” especially when singing with others. She belts out everything, even when the song doesn’t call for it.

This is why I would like to hear her version of Falling Slowly. That song is the definition of having to sing softly and blending in with another voice. I can’t imagine her not shouting through it. Or maybe the presence of her beloved Jamie made her sing it properly

 

[scottishgirl13]

Carrie:tell me without telling me you’ve never been pregnant.

 

[Lilykins]

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We can all relate in this case

LOL!!!! I’m dead at this, nothing ever so more apt. Apart from Joel’s small cock hat.

 

[AL10]

This is what shammy wishes her hand made dresses looked like

shammy

 

[churros]

Every time someone on here makes me conjure the vile image of Joel in bed, I become a little bit gayer

FML and I'm watching him in Just for One Day
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Nah, I think Carrie fully agreed with the prick. I hope their coffees gave them raging squits. Unbelievable twats.

ive said this before and I will say this again. He really infantilises her, doesn't he????

the act she plays up to it like a little Goblin
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^ Just One Day sorry - I had the Moulin Rouge medley in my head fml

 

[Ellie_Rose]

I’m getting married this year and am thinking of starting a family soon after worried that pregnancy will trash my body tbh. Watching Carrie’s pregnancy hasn’t been very comforting either

 

[wordzalad]

Their latest retweet

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r/im14andthisisdeep vibes

 

[Mark81]

Carrie would be better to do an only fans (not a sexual one) and just have her hard-core fans pay for whatever crap she posts. It's only through them that she earns money

 

[dull-board1243]

“Illusions, dad! You don’t have time for my illusions!”

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I’ve avoided this sub for a while because I just can’t be dealing with this pair of cretins, but it’s been great to catch up

A trick is something a whore does for money!

 

[Mark81]

Why is Joel leaving Hamilton? Is it a hiatus for the baby, in which case why is he doing it so soon? (Sorry, no MT knowledge here)

He is in the limited run musical about Live Aid at the old vic