Carrie Hope Fletcher #87 doxxed! in the captial of stupid husbands!

[sleepflowers]

We can all relate in this case

 

[Mark81]

Carrie Hope Fletcher#88 - Rewriting her history better than she writes fiction

Make it official. If chosen credit to @daisymay30

 

[onlymedlee]

Goodnight from Mr and Mrs Montague

 

[Lolatheshowgirl07]

Girl, aim higher

 

[Pistachiyo]

Guys I've just realised we're only a week away from Dividends Day

How are we celebrating? Shall we all proceed to our nearest airports and serve demands for dividends? Sorry to be a party pooper but I draw the line at doing anything in knock-off speedos

I've made us all matching t-shirts xx

 

[cluel3ss]

Carrie: decorates house with Disney bags

also Carrie: I DONT WANT A BIG CORPORATION TO DICTATE MY LIFE!!!!

 

[GrilledCheese]

Carrie: I want a home birth

Meanwhile her home:

And then there's Joel during the birth thinking of all the ways he can make money from it:

 

[PiefaceG]

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well done carrie

POV. Your drama teacher is drunk on the school trip and needs carried up the Premier Inn stairs to her room.

 

[PiefaceG]

STRANDED!! IN THE CAPTIAL OF REASONABLE MISTAKES THAT HURT NO ONE!!!!!

 

[lazygossip]

"I hear the King is a bit of a dish." Literally, no one has ever thought that Carrie, not even you.

 

[AaronPurrSir]

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well done carrie

Why the fuck did she choose this photo for a thumbnail, she looks like one of those stock photos of when elderly people fall over.

 

[Galileo Galilei]

That twitter account is doing a better job advertising Beggar’s Call than Crabbie and Jowl have bothered to do.

 

[snowfairy17]

lmfaoooo

 

[No_Its_Ever]

Ahahahhahaa this is actually hilarious—thank you to Carrie for drawing attention to this account!! Anybody want to fess up because this person has clearly been on Tattle, but my goodness, this is funny

 

[Lilykins]

I just posted this in the old thread but thought I’d put it here too:

It might just be me but I just don’t get an excited vibe from her at all about this baby….. it just feels like it’s something she is doing because she feels it’s what you do when you hit 30. That baby room looks so slapdash and cold, other than sticking some furniture in it no thought seems to have gone into it. Feel sad for that baby.

 

[Poothe]

Once again she’s changing the timeline of a relationship. Two years ago she was either about to be dumped by Oliver or in the depths of heartbreak.

 

[ItsMeEdgar]

It's me. But shhh. Don't tell her. I don't wanna be kicked out of the house. I don't like the cold.

 

[Buttercup1234]

Oh god “Matilda Maple Truly Èponine Fletcher Montague was the ONLY baby to be born in the WORLD on a LEAP YEAR!!” I can see it now.

She’d write a book about a super special girl who has these magic powers that only activate on her “true” birthday every leap year and she spends every leap cycle dreading it, until she meets a man who for some reason makes the powers no longer a bad thing. Oh and she’ll live four times as long as everyone else because her soul only ages on a true birthday or some rubbish.

 

[ChasingDays]

Nobody's buying tickets so we've decided to exploit children now. Fixed it

 

[Skewbedu]

Narrator: The King was not a bit of a dish.






* Do you think she meant to write "Dick" and spelt in wrong?