LOL so I've clearly been on this thread too much because I dreamt I WAS ENGAGED TO JOEL.
Here's my dream.
I had the ring on my finger. Joel and I were in a train station waiting to go to Disneyland.
The train was delayed by eight hours and all he did was lounge around in silence. He wanted mini donuts, so I brought him some because he would not stop whining.
When I came back I asked him about the update for the train. He looked on his phone and found out the train had BEEN AND GONE.
He had ONE JOB
So we then rushed to try and catch the train by taking other trains to meet at a crossing station. We did. We rushed to the train.
Then we found out the train was overbooked and people had taken our seats. He had insisted I buy him first-class seats.
I said "I'm not standing all the way to Paris" and he pulled a strop, demanding I go on the overcrowded train and get our seats. He said that it would be a waste of "our money" not to go, even though I paid for everything and bought first class because he insisted on it.
I was so done with his whining that I yanked the ring off my finger and yelled "I'm done with you, you selfish, lazy, slobbish, whining man-child" and left him on the platform with him stomping his feet and screaming after me that I was "throwing away the best thing [I'd] ever have".
I couldn't withstand him for a five-hour dream. The fact Carrie has put up with him for six months is admirable.