Do you think after Oliver, Carrie was like... I have had ENOUGH of jawlines in my life, there has been an abundance of bone structure and I'm over it! I want to find someone with absolutely NO jawline, none at all!!!!! I desire a man with a mashed potato jaw!
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Mashed potato jaw to complement her mashed potato ankles
I've said it before and I'll say it again: no one loves Oliver (and possibly Alessia) as much as Joel. Joel thought he would go through life alone, pining after people in relationships like Hitler, and now he has ownership in a London house, a fiance, and prospective Ogre babies. More than he ever could have dreamed of. All it took was Oliver dumping Carrie
I don’t believe for a moment Carrie wrote that, it doesn’t even sound remotely the way she types
I mean, any decent partner or friend would do this?
Is the whole page going to be filled with this mundane crap?
Long winding sentences are her style, and it's not full of exclamation points. Definitely feels more her than Joel to meI don’t believe for a moment Carrie wrote that, it doesn’t even sound remotely the way she types
I swear all she ever does is brag about him driving her places. Also her feeling the need to clarify that it’s her posting when everyone was speculating that this was a Joel only enterprise haha.
She really said I desire SHREK!!!! A dough ball!!!!!! Everyone be jealous cause I’ve hit the JACKPOT!!!!!!!! Wet lettuce for the WIN!!!! Take that meanie haters!!!!!!!
Have any of you watched "What We Do In The Shadows"? It's a comedy about a bunch of vampires and one of the main characters is an emotional vampire who feeds of people's emotions by draining them off their emotional energy. That's Joel xd.He has to be extremely draining. I don’t know how she stands to be around the dough ball, I know she’s insufferable too but Joel takes it to another level.
Yeah, Joel definitely wrote that. Does not sound like Carrie at all.
I have been with my partner for over a year now and apart from 1 photo on insta, you would never know we are together! Secure relationships don’t need to prove themselves to anyone, let alone the whole entire world - take note Shrek and Fiona!
Good god, the grammar and punctuation in this teeny paragraph is getting on my nerves almost as much as Joel's no-lipped grimace.
At least it’s not a weird pose in a picture between them for once, it’s probably the least weird picture of their relationship thus far (which isn’t saying much tbf 
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It sounds like something from Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging
Ugh yessss. The whole thing is so juvenile and cringy and the joint account is so weird. Imagine if the relationship ends and there is just this reminder of how ridiculous you acted for everyone to see. I get them making a joint account if they were some kinda power that
That caption on the newest picture sounds very much like Joel and not Carrie so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was actually him who posted it
Interesting- those comments on a post by the official Hamilton account discussing Joel's off-putting social media use have disappeared. Clearly the higher ups have seen them then, wonder if they'll be having a word with Shrek?
Imagine calling yourself the best fiance ever, especially when you have nothing to show for it
his contract will be up in march/april (i think that’s when hamilton changes over anyway!) and i do wonder if it will be renewed. loads of other options for kg3 and they can’t like that their official show insta is starting to get comments about his manic content.
carrie’s mt career is about to hit a crossroads too (it’s hard to get parts with her age, especially given that she can’t dance) so, interesting.
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