Brummy Mummy #99 'private parts action' isn't very nice, that's why her & Ste have only done it twice

[Missymoo92]

Baba tribute

A la grease

"Insta mum flop out" - parody of "beauty school drop out".
(The reference about going back to high school can be about trying to get back to teaching )


Your story's sad to tell
An insta Hun epic fail
Most messed up collection of plus size frocks

Your insta fame's unclear now
What's left of your teaching career now?
Cant even see your behaviour is vile

Insta mum flop out
No publication day for book
Insta mum flop out
Pissed of your friends like a baboon
Well at least you could have taken time
To wash your manky PJ's up
Before spending all that dough
On tat and a brand new pup

Babby get moving
(Better get moving)
Why are your workout posts such a dive?
What are you proving?
(What are you proving)
You've got the couch but not the 5(k)
If you drink yourself to a coma, you will look just like a fool
Leave it to btec Paul and go back to high school

Insta mum flop out
Hanging around the Poundland store
Insta mum flop out
It's about time you fixed your pores

Well cowbags can't tell you anything
You stuff yourself with sugar
But when your size 18 jeans don't fit
You are left somewhat shooketh

Babby don't sweat it
(Babby don't sweat it)
You're not cut out for this job
Better forget it
(Better forget it)
Who wants to watch vlogs by a slob?

Your posts about Disney world
Have made us hurl
And still you are a fool
Wipe off that yellow face and go back to high school

Babby don't blow it (bit rude)
Can't you see your contents lame
Babby you know it
Everyday posts are all the same

Now we've told you lots
Get off the cocks
You've really gotta fly
Gotta go to the Disney shower where you can lie..

Insta mum flop out
(Insta mum flop out)
Go back to high school..
Insta mum flop out
(Insta mum flop out)
Go back to high school..

Etc etc

 

[Memmy]

I hope for valentines day Ste gets her a football t-shirt, she'd love that.

 

[Nahmate100]

It's like when Jo Frost aka Super Nanny says "asseptable)!!!

I can't stand that woman. I don't need somebody who has no kids telling me how I should be parenting my kid .

"Sit them on the naughty step". duck off Jo. You get to leave you daft bint.

Anyway, back to Babs .

Tingo to whoever mentioned Greggs in Primark and Babs not acknowledging it!

 

[Loopybird69]

So she comes on, posts about primark x greggs (TINGO to us) before 6am and then pops off again. Woman has issues

 

[ChickenWine]

Sorry she was a teacher?!?!

 

[Booklover]

She's filming a video today about restocking her children's reward boxes! Seriously????? Erin is 11...

 

[Gar7893]

Hope she’s not visiting PrimarkxGreggs today as I’ll be in town, hope our paths don’t cross. Although if they do it’ll be great tattle entertainment. Also we’ve been to that Taco Bell and it was awful. They got our meal totally wrong, the place was dirty and they didn’t have any lids for the cups (minor but they spilt everywhere!). Hope they have a better experience for the E’s sakes!!

 

[Loopybird69]

Hope she’s not visiting PrimarkxGreggs today as I’ll be in town, hope our paths don’t cross. Although if they do it’ll be great tattle entertainment. Also we’ve been to that Taco Bell and it was awful. They got our meal totally wrong, the place was dirty and they didn’t have any lids for the cups (minor but they spilt everywhere!). Hope they have a better experience for the E’s sakes!!

It’s nothing like the ones in the states. Nothing. I’ve been to a couple in the uk and they are the poor cousins of the ones she’s thinking of.
We’ve been there a couple of times as we live close by. It’s not for any better than your experience

 

[Allthecakes]

Hope she’s not visiting PrimarkxGreggs today as I’ll be in town, hope our paths don’t cross. Although if they do it’ll be great tattle entertainment. Also we’ve been to that Taco Bell and it was awful. They got our meal totally wrong, the place was dirty and they didn’t have any lids for the cups (minor but they spilt everywhere!). Hope they have a better experience for the E’s sakes!!

Agree with the Taco Bell, will suit her but stay south please Babs!!!

 

[yellow_daisies]

So she comes on, posts about primark x greggs (TINGO to us) before 6am and then pops off again. Woman has issues

She's definitely having to di the duties normally assigned to Ste in the morning isn't she?

 

[Patrickthewonderdog]

Urghhh why has she got no clothes on wtf is wrong with that woman?!! Seriously!

 

[GingerWhinger]

Urghhh why has she got no clothes on wtf is wrong with that woman?!! Seriously!

She seemed genuinely happy this morning, I’m guessing they’ve had their bi annual shag?

 

[Allthecakes]

She seemed genuinely happy this morning, I’m guessing they’ve had their bi annual shag?

Or perhaps she changed the batteries #bitrude

 

[HaggisInMyBin]

Baba tribute

A la grease

"Insta mum flop out" - parody of "beauty school drop out".
(The reference about going back to high school can be about trying to get back to teaching )


Your story's sad to tell
An insta Hun epic fail
Most messed up collection of plus size frocks

Your insta fame's unclear now
What's left of your teaching career now?
Cant even see your behaviour is vile

Insta mum flop out
No publication day for book
Insta mum flop out
Pissed of your friends like a baboon
Well at least you could have taken time
To wash your manky PJ's up
Before spending all that dough
On tat and a brand new pup

Babby get moving
(Better get moving)
Why are your workout posts such a dive?
What are you proving?
(What are you proving)
You've got the couch but not the 5(k)
If you drink yourself to a coma, you will look just like a fool
Leave it to btec Paul and go back to high school

Insta mum flop out
Hanging around the Poundland store
Insta mum flop out
It's about time you fixed your pores

Well cowbags can't tell you anything
You stuff yourself with sugar
But when your size 18 jeans don't fit
You are left somewhat shooketh

Babby don't sweat it
(Babby don't sweat it)
You're not cut out for this job
Better forget it
(Better forget it)
Who wants to watch vlogs by a slob?

Your posts about Disney world
Have made us hurl
And still you are a fool
Wipe off that yellow face and go back to high school

Babby don't blow it (bit rude)
Can't you see your contents lame
Babby you know it
Everyday posts are all the same

Now we've told you lots
Get off the cocks
You've really gotta fly
Gotta go to the Disney shower where you can lie..

Insta mum flop out
(Insta mum flop out)
Go back to high school..
Insta mum flop out
(Insta mum flop out)
Go back to high school..

Etc etc

You’re brilliant.

 

[Frogfrogfrog]

Disappointed to hear the Taco Bell In Sutton experiences. I was thinking of going as not been to one before!

 

[SugarSnapBam]

Sorry she was a teacher?!?!
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There is a foretelling in that picture ... Erin Triple Threat Golden Child front and centre, painting with Babs, getting all Mummy's attention. Ethan over there somewhere in the distanced background, on his own, with nothing to occupy him....

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

’Woke Babs’ saying there that it’s only mums who struggle with little ones

The ‘it does get much easier’ part has really hit a nerve with me. What we are going through with our teenage Unicorn is absolute hell. Not easier than when he was a little unicorn. I found the baby/toddler years hard but give me that any day over what we are going through now.

 

[Whatsername]

Disappointed to hear the Taco Bell In Sutton experiences. I was thinking of going as not been to one before!

Me too, I love Taco Bell in the US and I’ve been to the one in Manchester a few times so was really pleased that there was going to be one locally.

’Woke Babs’ saying there that it’s only mums who struggle with little ones

The ‘it does get much easier’ part has really hit a nerve with me. What we are going through with our teenage Unicorn is absolute hell. Not easier than when he was a little unicorn. I found the baby/toddler years hard but give me that any day over what we are going through now.

I agree, we’ve been through the teen years and our lads are in their 20s now. You just move from one worry to the next, and ours are good blokes but we still worry and there are always problems to deal with.
The early years were a breeze compared.

 

[Curly_Whurly]

I've put my washing on the line. Thought you would all like to know. As you were.

 

[hattie20]

She's filming a video today about restocking her children's reward boxes! Seriously????? Erin is 11...

Oh for fucks sake. Mine didn’t even have a reward box as toddlers.

Mainly because I didn’t want them having endless little bits of plastic crap that would just end up being chucked in a drawer until they were binned or sweets to stuff themselves with.

I've put my washing on the line. Thought you would all like to know. As you were.

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