THE LIP LINER!!! 
She's caked on so much of it she looks even more clown like! 
She's caked on so much of it she looks even more clown like! 
Brummy Mummy #99 'private parts action' isn't very nice, that's why her & Ste have only done it twice
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How can you get to 44 and not be able to line your lips correctly
Ok cowbags don’t come for me but I think Emma actually looked okay in the story from the spa holding the drink. She wasn’t doing a stupid pose or anything ridiculous she just looked like a normal woman smiling (with a bit much blush). Skip forward a few stories however to that add and the god awful clown makeup and I take it all back.
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Wtaf am I looking at here ...my poor eyes
.Is she hoping to apply to a drag act seeing as her current career is on the the slide.?..bit like her make-up here tbh. Looks like she has a dildo*bit rude in her trotter 
.To be fair I thought the same, if you knew nothing about her she actually looks fairly normal lol
It's the use of language that pisses me off, this morning when she said Ste's got ME a spa day... Its valentines, what he's actually done is booked you BOTH a spa day to spend time together as a couple. Unless he didn't and he was just told to pop along at lunch time to take photos lol (which wouldn't surprise me
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I came on to post this photo because I couldn’t believe any company could think she was a good ambassador for make upView attachment 1062314
Wtaf am I looking at here ...my poor eyes
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I thought they never went out, or so she says.
And on todays day date with CBBSte at The Spa (organised by Babs) she hasn't got make-up on
And is it my eyes being damaged from that absolute eye sore of an Ad, or has she picked the EXACT same hideous shades of eyeshadow from that palet that she always cakes on
Oh, and Emma, one more word,,,,,,,, BLEND
Emma for the 1000000th time you do NOT have a cracking rack.
Her half pink half white face with that blusher makes her look like a drumstick lolly xView attachment 1062368
I thought they never went out, or so she says.
And on todays day date with CBBSte at The Spa (organised by Babs) she hasn't got make-up on
And is it my eyes being damaged from that absolute eye sore of an Ad, or has she picked the EXACT same hideous shades of eyeshadow from that palet that she always cakes on
Oh, and Emma, one more word,,,,,,,, BLEND
“Weirdly next to a bin”?! She’s always having her photo taken next to her kitchen bin
she loves a bin photo dick
The lean on that photo, she is practically bent double to try and hide her gunt!View attachment 1062387
“Weirdly next to a bin”?! She’s always having her photo taken next to her kitchen bin
What an way to end thread 99 and start thread 100. Blinding us with that rack of shiteView attachment 1062387
“Weirdly next to a bin”?! She’s always having her photo taken next to her kitchen bin
FFS,,, could she try any harder to hide her body
Breath in, lean forward, hand on hip, squeeze to create fake waste
That photo, right there, is the CLASSIC (in Emma's words) reason she has sealed her own fate to never be able to work again.
Breath in, lean forward, hand on hip, squeeze to create fake waste
That photo, right there, is the CLASSIC (in Emma's words) reason she has sealed her own fate to never be able to work again.
The slimming angle just makes it look like her stomach hangs down to her mid thigh.
Why would they have booked the spa, but not after school childcare so they could stay for more than a couple of hours.
Why would they have booked the spa, but not after school childcare so they could stay for more than a couple of hours.
it's a shame she didn't put the money she spends on the kids' weekly reward tat into a savings account to help them in the future - whether to spend on uni, the deposit on a house, or whatever. if she spends between £1 to £2 per week on their poundland treat, that's potentially £100 per year - and it would be far more if she also resisted buying them meaningless, unnecessary tat to bribe them on plane rides, to gift them on valentine's day etc. it's not as though she puts any thought into the tat she buys them, it's just needless plastic tat that will be shoved in their rooms and forgotten about. that said, she should absolutely be saving a proportion of the money earnt from ads the kids feature in for their futures, but i imagine it's their money wastes on fast fashion hauls and buying utter tat to further clutter their tiny house on a daily basis.
Brummy Mummy #100 Babs and CBBSte, what Taco Bell ends
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